#nightmare.mcc

oh so when I break dress code its all oOUoouooUUOUOUOuuoou put away ur tits but when RANBOO breaks dress code its all Go whiteboy go hit the slay button roll it back slay slay slay slay SLAY! 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊

guys i NEED you all to know that i would NEVER be in MCC or any kind of minecraft tournament, obviously, because I have the worst hand eye coordination skills, have mood issues that worsen with prolonged social contact, etc. I am also not a famous minecraft streamer HOWEVER. However. i would fucking KILL IT in the MCC makeup and attire. I would look at every item I’ve ever owned and if it didn’t slay enough pussy then I would not wear it i would carefully run my manicured nails coordinated with my team color over the few makeup products i own and i would make a masterpiece. there would be a cultural STANDARD set based on my performance I would go there and fucking kill it. everyone would GAZE upon me as i have so much team spirit and team slay I’d be crowned sexiest streamer alive my coordination skills would RIVAL the plastics or even the heathers I would make colors my bitch. i would make colors my BITCH that’s Colors by Halsey the entire goddamn album that would be MINE. There’s a reason I am not a Twitch streamer. These “Ranboo”s and “TommyInnit”s would be NOTHING to me. I am all of that and more. Everyone say it with me: mare is SEXY. mare is COORDINATED. mare is COOL. and MARE. IS. BAD AT MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!

why’s ace race wisp kindaaaaa

generally speaking a lot of streamers have unhinged streams like i mean there’s the tommyinnit effect and wilbur curse etc etc but my fave thing about MCC even if im not on the streams and just watching ppl lb (like i am rn) is just. how unpredictably batshit things go . like before the events even start shit hits the fan for literally everyone and its like sure we sort of saw ranboo miku coming but whats all this aobt pissing on the dash Hellaur

obviously Id never go to MCC bc i would never be a streamer My mental illness will want to cameo and girl shes a mess. but. i WOULD want to do MCC just so I could do silly fucking constumes and eye shadow ....Which to be fair i culd already do. But the thing is I am not good at eyeshadow or costumes so i would ned people to cheerme on. 

i’m rooting for the Pink Parrots in the sense that they will lose and i’m rooting for the Blue Bats in the sense that they will win Yes they are both winners in my heart its complicated. im not even watching rn this is just my eenrgy