˙⋆✮Nick talks about Sonic
okay im busy as shit irl so it'll take me a minute to get to the requests HAVE FAITH!!! I did not forget about you!! but its 4am and I cant sleep so here's some very casual thoughts and headcanons on Sonic characters ˖᯽ ݁˖·
TO PREFACE!! i dont care if you are one to indulge in some ooc character x reader like go crazy!! no shame in enjoying headcanons or a fic where a character is 100% locked onto you and is a competent partner at all times like thats the dream lol. these are just some personal musings and preferences of mine
I personally am not a big fan when all the guys are written to be like these perfect devoted lovers whose only thoughts are about you and they know just what to do and say to readers who are depressed/anxious etc. these freaks are the most unstable mfs you will meet bro.
shadow and sonic and silver and knuckles and everyone all have way bigger things to be worrying about than whether you got your latte today. I truly dont believe they'd be so doting or waiting on you hand and foot. does that mean they care for you any less? no!
bro. the yearning. silver being god knows how many years in the future wondering where your grave ended up. knuckles fighting an internal battle with himself bc his literal sole purpose in life for years has been to guard the master emerald and hes literally debating leaving his post just to see you. like thats insane. I enjoy that a lot more than "domestic" stuff
silver also i definitely see just in general getting boiled down to a twinky lovable nerd/goofball (beating a dead horse here ik) when like... his introduction is him trying to murder sonic. hes lighthearted sure but his mind goes to DARK places and hes undoubtedly done a lot to survive when he was still in his bad future. hes done some whack stuff to keep his future safe. what would he do to keep you? where do you rank on a list like that? drama, drama...
you also cannot convince me a relationship with shadow would be healthy im sorry. I love that freak so dearly but. Come on. he has no idea what to do in a relationship. you think mr. still-not-over-maria, mr born-in-a-test-tube-50-years-ago has any idea how to comfort you in a crisis? no! he doesnt even know how to comfort himself! but doesnt that make it so much more interesting? hes absolutely enamored by you but has no idea what to do about it and is freaked out from even feeling this way in the first place.
taking a step back, it's like how i talked about in my shy reader x sonic post- it is fucking insane that the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM wants you bad. Probably insane for him too. Hes got some ego troubles about it, no doubt. hes probably like sonic in that hes not really actively in your life that much but the love is still there.
dont even get me started on a character like metal sonic. GOD. like no matter what youre not going to have a good time. the most interesting part about metal sonic IS his identity crisis. you cant remove him from that. that will infect every part of your interactions and it will be terrible and it will be delicious. he will never be your boyfriend, but you will get engraved on his memory chip so deeply Eggman throws fits over not being able to erase metals thoughts of you.
urg... anyways. I haven't even touched on the girls yet. all of these characters have insane problems (except lowkey sonic. his "problem" is just being an absolute unintentionally emotionally distant beast of nature) and figuring out how you measure up in comparison to these problems is something none of them are all that equipped to deal with.
it might be because im aromantic but I much prefer writing romance that's sort of removed from the Act of Romance if that makes any sense. what are the vibes? what are the metaphors? whats the most insane way i can gauge a characters love for you?












