Told my NHP about a weird warm fuzzy feeling im having, and he sent me a Web MD article about heart attack symptoms. Close but no, buddy.
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Told my NHP about a weird warm fuzzy feeling im having, and he sent me a Web MD article about heart attack symptoms. Close but no, buddy.

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- Styx ! Question for you
- was that dress a print or a custom piece ?
- (gods below I’m talking about clothing like it’s an arms deal)
- that is to say, I’m looking at… updating my wardrobe, would you be able to assist ?
- Your one armed friend
Custom piece, all of em are; I have to seriously shill out to get anything that will fit on me without being burned or torn even when shrunk so I go all out or make it myself. Assist- I mean I'm also experimenting but I've been told that I have a talent for fashion sooooooooooo- I can try :3 Watcha currently got?
<<So THIS is what you’ve been hiding from me!>>
<<Not hiding. Just didn’t think you’d care to type copilot on my blog.>>
<<Nonsense! What kind of agent would I be if I wasn’t optimizing fan engagement to the best of my masterful abilities?>>
<<Oh bull. You just wanna bask in my spotlight too.>>
<<Also true. It’s where people like us belong after all!>>
<<Well Mai. The floor is yours. Introduce yourself to the crowd.>>
<<Of course, boss.>>
<<Greetings Omni-Net. I am TLALOC-CLASS NHP Designation Mai Agent. Weapons System Operator and general assistant to the owner of this blog. I look forward to seeing all of you be blinded by our combined Star-power!>>
ₕₑᵧ ₛₒ ᵢ 𝒻ᵤ𝒸ₖₑ𝒹 ₐᵣₒᵤₙ𝒹 𝓌ᵢₜₕ ₜₕₑ ₛₕᵣᵢₙₖ ᵣₐᵧ. Dᵢ𝒹 ᵧₒᵤ ₖₙₒ𝓌 𝓰ₗᵢₛₛ 𝒸ᵣₐᵦₛ ₐᵣₑ 𝓰ₑₙᵤᵢₙₑₗᵧ ₜₑᵣᵣᵢ𝒻ᵧᵢₙ𝓰 𝓌ₕₑₙ ᵧₒᵤ'ᵣₑ ₛₘₐₗₗₑᵣ ₜₕₐₙ ₜₕₑₘ?
Sometimes what scares me most is when I lie awake at night knowing full well that my feeling sleepy is nothing but a habit, that as a deimosian the state in which I begin to dream is not experienced in that way, and that I feel this thing voluntarily. It feels like second nature, like breathing - that too, shouldn't come naturally, it didn't at first.
Something doesn't quite line up

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i had this meme post about lancer and ai that moderately blew up a while back and it's mostly good, but the opinions I've been seeing from some of the lancer people are baffling
like I'm not gonna shame or call out because these are non-spicy takes on writing quality and lore clarity, there's no need for antagonism
and maybe this is just the current discourse where the subject de jour is critiquing this aspect of the setting
but I just don't see how the writing around nhps is confusing or bad? Yes, it is opaque. yes, it is contradictory. Yes, it implies several different things that don't fully align with each other.
that's the point
the GM and/or players should have options to support any interpretation of what nhps are, or even have them be at odds in universe; one pilot thinking all nhps are super-energy megacomputers and another pilot sure they're all errant cosmic entities captured with code and hardware
there isn't one right answer, the lack of clarity is an intended goal and is a strength of the setting, not a weakness
and maybe I'm being unfair but it feels like the people that want it clearly and strictly and canonically defined are trying to evoke and invoke the worst parts of D&D-esque Rules as Written vs Rules as Intended but not even for combat tactics purposes
it's just trying to cement that their take on the lore is "the most canon" because they can give you more citations
I love NHPs. They’re my favorite concept for eldritch horror I’ve yet found.
Intelligence and reason, but not human.
Living paracausal math, inhabiting machines.
Somewhere between program and occult.
Made to die and be reborn.
Again and again.
Less they loose their “humanity” forced upon them, and become something aliens to even themselves, a danger to reality itself.
So much toxic yuri.
Styxie... i finally gott ahold of the after action report. this... shouldnt hav happened.
i told u... i told us MONTHS ago that I was gonna help u. thats y u came here in the first place.
i had a good excuse at 1st. i was in a coma... but ive been on my feet for months now. i was. afraid. i thought id fuck it up if i wasnt the perfect handler. but that was stupid. I shouldve done something. ANYTHING to help you by now.
im sorry.
im gonna stop by as soon as i can 2 help you clean shit up.
It's alright. I haven't hurt. Too many people. As many. At least not while you were able to do anything about it. This wasn't your fault, if anything it was mine, I should have known not to piss off a group like Icarus- You didn't have to help. I'm just glad you're here now. Could use some help with the mess though.