CHiMERA

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

when given the chance to go to a theme park. you know my ass is dragging yall to an aquarium

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Hell yeah

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

oh yeah i'd sleep with her fishes if you know what i mean. i'd kick her bucket, i'd push up her daisies, I'd buy her farm in a fuckin heartbeat

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

suddenly i don't want anyone to know me as deeply anymore, which is weird because i have always yearned for someone to understand my soul.