I think my biggest screw-up as a new employee was when I messed up an invoice by three digits in an email. When I went to apologize in person, I meant to say, “I’ll make it up to you with my work,” but I mixed up a single word and ended up saying, “I’ll make it up to you with my body.” And to make things worse, the department head replied, “I’m not interested in women,” and the whole situation spiraled completely out of control.











