#newjobproblems

I think my biggest screw-up as a new employee was when I messed up an invoice by three digits in an email. When I went to apologize in person, I meant to say, “I’ll make it up to you with my work,” but I mixed up a single word and ended up saying, “I’ll make it up to you with my body.” And to make things worse, the department head replied, “I’m not interested in women,” and the whole situation spiraled completely out of control.

For about a month I have been (somewhat) patiently waiting for an e-mail response from my new job and I can contently say I have finally received a response today. Unfortunately, it is not the response I was anticipating or hoping or wanting. Not only was it very vague, but gave me a task to do to prove how I have completed my undergraduate education. Yay.

Lunch selfie with this hot-as-hell dress on. I going to miss wearing jeans to work. #newjobproblems (at War Memorial Plaza)