Some high lights from the first week of my new job • *holds up kitten and teacup calendar* Does this go in the cat or tea pile? *Co-worker looks over at me* Naw, that goes in lame stuff pile. • Me to customer after ringing them up: Do you have a membership card with us? Costumer: No Me: Do you know all the benefits of having a membership? Customer: No, tell me about them. Me internally: Crap, what are the benefits?
• An older lady told me she was descended from a Prussian princess who fell in love with a (German?) commoner and said ‘screw the crown’ and immigrated to America.
• A lady who was sitting next to the garbage can kindly gave me her trash over the counter that way I could clean it up.
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