#nereel

Oh, and Torgah here feels like we just made a Tongah 2.0 after he was randomly killed...

Zaladane tries to steal Magneto’s powers the same way she did with Polaris back in Uncanny X-Men #250, but she finds the Master of Magnetism a somewhat more formidable challenge. During this process we get another peak into Magneto's history, and I'm going to have to review some of my old blogs to see if these details align with the established continuity. Aww who am I kidding I'm too lazy to do that. Dear Future Gaknar, here's a link to that old issue of Classic X-Men which shows how Magneto's family got killed. Take a look at this and see how it shakes out. And don't say I never give you anything. Thanks. Love, Past Gaknar. Anyway, hey what's this shit about Magneto fighting the Shadow King?? That never happened, did it? Professor X killed the Shadow King before he ever met Magneto, and then the Shadow King didn't show up again until he possessed Karma. Am I right? Did I miss something in some issue of Marvel Team-Up or something? (Uncanny X-Men #275 – Apr 1991)

Brainchild continues to be the biggest creep in the Savage Lands, having taken over bot Shanna and Nereel as his personal slaves... and you know he gross as hell so that is a bad time for everyone involved...

Zaladane is able to enslave the X-Men who showed up to help.. also how interesting that her threat is to have Colossus kill Nereel’s child, who Colossus is still unaware is actually his...

Hey Kazar shows up in this issue, along with his wife Shanna, Colossus’s former lover Nereel, and Peter, and the love child Nereel had with Colossus that she still hasn’t told him about who Zaladane then attempts to force Colossus to kill. All these panels do is give me an excuse to link to that time Colossus hooked up with those two Savage Land chicks and conceived a child because he didn’t wear a condom because it was something Wolverine wouldn’t do.  (Uncanny X-Men #250 – Oct 1989)

But then, Pete turns metal, and fears that it will scare the girls away, but they are both like “nah, we doin’ this.” and that is the tale about how Colossus wound up having a three-some while on vacation in the Savage Lands... and I’m sure that is the end of that...

Yup, this is a call back to that one Classic X-Men back story about Ororo falling into like a lake that was really a portal to a place with a lady with a long boat space ship flown by a dog which is a heck of a sentence to type out... also this is where the Fall People fled to so that they weren’t all killed... and Nereel is here! remember that one night stand I mentioned?