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So Nefarius here was the original Moonstone until Karla here stole it from him... also, why are they keeping her in a bikini in this prison?

A new book called Avengers Unplugged... that starts out with a complete wet fart of a first issue.

Ram and Moonhunter are gone for good, Artie will obviously only be back in flashbacks, Bernie is gone till 2009, Black Crow in 2006, Fabian has one more appearance in 99 we won't talk about, Free Spirit is 2016, and Jack Flag is 2007

Even though he doesn't wanna waste any of his time, Steve is still just so tired that he lies down, and when Jarvis comes to check in on him, he finds him still, not breathing, and rushes off to find help.

So here Cap is, having tea with Batroc, admitting to him that he is dying... and when Batroc asks if there is anything he can do for Steve, Steve tells him that no one he has ever fought has reformed (which is kinda not true, Diamondback reformed for him), but still, he asks Batroc to be a hero for him instead of a rogue.

This is an interesting one... Batroc shows up looking to get help from Cap to stop Zeitgeist because he killed Machete, one of Batroc's closest friends... and when Cap tells him he already took care of it, Batroc kinda... asks Steve to hang out, and despite everything, Cap actually decides, finally, fine, sure, why not?

A lot of these visits are not turning out well for Cap... he stops in on Hiram Riddley's place, the kid who helped him set up the hotline, only to learn that the kid's mother was shot in a carjacking and is in a coma, and there is... just nothing Cap can do for her.

Next Cap calls Falcon, who is actually kinda pissed at him, so instead of dropping all his problems on his old friend, Steve stops by to see Arnie, and he is there for his old friend when he finally passes as well...

Steve wants to spend his last time fighting crime, but nothing really comes up, so instead he decides to stop in and see everyone who meant something to him... interestingly, he starts with Bernie...

Cap comes to his team and tells them he is pretty sure this is it for him, with the preminition and all, but asks them to keep up the hotline when he is gone, which is nice...

Black Crow comes in and is like "hey bro... you got like 24 hours to live... just uh, thought you should know" and like... thanks? I guess?

We come right off Nick's death in Over the Edge, and directly into the end of Gruenwald's run on Cap... which uh... also has something looming over it as well related to death, it would seem...

Ghost Rider completely burns out Frank's mind with the penance stare... but it is too late, Fury dies from his wounds.

Dan accidentally distracts Fury just long enough for Frank to finally put one directly into Fury's back.

Anyway, the only OTHER female character comes in and takes her out, because she was working for Spook the whole time to remove Fury from SHIELD.

The SHIELD leaker gets the info out to Frank about the Scorpio swap, though... and we only have like...2 female SHIELD Agents right now... well, there were some others, but that's a whole other thing... so I feel like they are trying to lead us in a direction as to who this leaker is...

So Scorpio decides with all the other LMDs gone, he is gonna impersonate his father to try and draw Frank out... just just to protect his father but also for some revenge of his own...