#nephros

Railen:

Me: “You’re running so fast. Are you hot, Malcolm?” Malcolm, age 3: “I’m fine, because of my awesomeness.”

Julianna, age 3: "Can I tell you a very special secret? My friends are my friends."

Millie, age 4: "My dad woke me up early and I'm so mad at him because I need to grow extra muscles and I'm so tired every day."

Teacher: "What do we need to take on our bear-adventure?" Rosa, age 4: "A stabber?" Tenzer, age 4: "Yes. A knife so we can cut up the bear."

Me: “If a friend is sad, how do we help them feel better?” Arthur, age 3: “We don’t punch them or throw them over a chair…maybe we can hug them?”

Fishgirl:

Pablo, age 4: “You’re our treasure.” Me: “That’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me!” Lisa, age 4: “That’s not how he meant it. We’re pirates. It means we’re going to cut you up into pieces.”

Mimi, age 3: “Please do not smash me. Because I am fragile.”

Teacher: “I’m Sharky today.” Roy, age 4: “Actually no one here can be called ‘shark.’ We’re actually humans. I’m the only turtle here.”

Celia, age 3: “I love to pick up pretty garbage.”

Nephros:

Jack, age 4: "Today my name is Sad Cowboy Who Misses His Mom."

Rosa, age 4: "I don't like to follow rules, so I'll just write a note to all my teacher that says 'I'm sorry,' instead of following rules."

Frances, age 4: “I speak English, Catalan, Spanish and Mmmm. Here is how you say ‘hello’ in Mmmm: 'mmm-mmm.’”

Maria, age 4: "Everybody knows I'm a big girl because I keep the tears inside."

Meryl:

Jillian, age 4: “I have light-up shoes that I used to love, but now I hate them because they don’t light up anymore.”

Mimi, age 5: "Everyone is beautiful on the inside; and on the inside, I am wearing a beautiful dress."

Ariana, age 5: “Do you hear that disco music?” Me: “No…” Ariana: “Well it’s playing on my imaginary radio. I turned it to the maximum volume-24.”

listen,,,

,,,fuck hands

i hate drawing them ANYWAY this is neph + his bulldog mavis, fresh from the fantasy starbucks

i got into dnd, guys

please help me, i am trapped in tiefling hell