#nepdirk

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OHOHOH. Absolutely. This will be neat…

Nepeta is, naturally, a shipper. Dirk cannot help but enable her. The OTPS WILL be drawn, no matter how badly. Fujoshi 4 Himedanshi type relationship, in my mind.

Dirk tried to “organize” “natural interactions” between the OTPs of real people so he can Nepeta could giggle and gossip over it. The thing is that somebody got wiser and realized what he was doing and told him to cut it out. He tries a lot more subtly, but nobody really trusts him as soon as he starts taking restaurants and 3 person movie nights between strangers.

Little Seb is terrorized often. Nepeta has scars on her face from pouncing onto him and strifing.

Dirk has scars on his face and back from Nepeta.

I just saw a lizard, so I’d like to add that Dirk just grabs whatever random animal or he sees in the wild to bring to her for approval. She is flattered but oftentimes just eats it from his hand. Perhaps like… a horse…?

They argue over AppleDash (Nepeta) or RariJack (Dirk). He refuses to admit that AppleDash is canon.

Back to scars- Dirk has plenty on his arms from Nepeta. She likes to knead on him with her gloves on, which will slightly draw out those sharp claws. He says absolutely nothing about it. Has lead to some bloody accidents when either is startled.

Dirk is not allowed to sleep while awake. The second he starts to stall or stand in place for a bit too long, Nepeta starts swatting at him. STOP DISSOCIATING.

Dirk likes hunting with her. A lot. The issue is that he tried to make it efficient and ends up usually over-hunting. As soon as the population starts to dwindle, he starts making robots for them to hunt instead until the ecosystem balances again and he can repeat this, feeling worse every time.

Fan art for eachother rather frequently.

Propaganda:

Jake/Tavros

None given.

Nepeta/Dirk

[ID: a digital illustration of dirk strider and nepeta leijon. dirk has long blonde hair with rainbow streaked dyed into it that's tied into a low hanging ponytail draped across her shoulder. they're wearing trangle shades, a cloud earring, and a blue hoodie with a white shirt underneath. the hoodie has rainbow dash's cutiemark printed on it, and has a white zipper. Dirk is smiling at Nepeta and holding an olive coloured tangle stim toy in his hand. Next to it's head and between it and Nepeta are several red hearts. Nepeta has short black hair with a section of it dyed with olive stripes. He has his eyes closed and his mouth open in a smile. Meow is wearing an olive jacket with a series of pins: a rainbow flag, a trans flag pin with a cat symbol, a pin with rainbow dash's cutie mark, and a pin with the catgender flag. Fur is also wearing a black chocket, a rainbow beaded necklace, and a chew necklace around furs neck. Cringe is waving their arms up and down, with one hand having a grey ring on it. End ID.]

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