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OHOHOH. Absolutely. This will be neat…

Nepeta is, naturally, a shipper. Dirk cannot help but enable her. The OTPS WILL be drawn, no matter how badly. Fujoshi 4 Himedanshi type relationship, in my mind.

Dirk tried to “organize” “natural interactions” between the OTPs of real people so he can Nepeta could giggle and gossip over it. The thing is that somebody got wiser and realized what he was doing and told him to cut it out. He tries a lot more subtly, but nobody really trusts him as soon as he starts taking restaurants and 3 person movie nights between strangers.

Little Seb is terrorized often. Nepeta has scars on her face from pouncing onto him and strifing.

Dirk has scars on his face and back from Nepeta.

I just saw a lizard, so I’d like to add that Dirk just grabs whatever random animal or he sees in the wild to bring to her for approval. She is flattered but oftentimes just eats it from his hand. Perhaps like… a horse…?

They argue over AppleDash (Nepeta) or RariJack (Dirk). He refuses to admit that AppleDash is canon.

Back to scars- Dirk has plenty on his arms from Nepeta. She likes to knead on him with her gloves on, which will slightly draw out those sharp claws. He says absolutely nothing about it. Has lead to some bloody accidents when either is startled.

Dirk is not allowed to sleep while awake. The second he starts to stall or stand in place for a bit too long, Nepeta starts swatting at him. STOP DISSOCIATING.

Dirk likes hunting with her. A lot. The issue is that he tried to make it efficient and ends up usually over-hunting. As soon as the population starts to dwindle, he starts making robots for them to hunt instead until the ecosystem balances again and he can repeat this, feeling worse every time.

Fan art for eachother rather frequently.

i drewed my babies /silly

theyre on earth c and were given tangible forms again! and now they run a ranch together taking care of animals and lusii, and they get visited by nepeta all the time <3 they get to liivvveee and be happyyyyy and hang ouuuttttt and equius gets to unlearn his bullshiiitttttt :))))

also they get to transition :) yippee trans people

[for more about my personal post-canon version of Earth C, go to the HS page on my neocities webbed site lol, even tho its still a lil messy lol]

[also the non-polaroid version is below the cut :)]

lol i got busy and completely forgot i made this blog anyway day 2 junerose i love myself some grimdorks (i cant draw anatomy, roses arm is totally fucked)

xoxo,