This is for the people in the room who can sympathize with what I'm about to say about dogs.
I love animals I love dogs. Their gross ass habits did not bother me until I turned like 25+. Dogs are gross dude I'm sorry but they are. They can be and are most of the time in my experience: NOSY, noisy, touchy, just moist? Sloppy wet sounds, and they're oily.
I'm sitting petting dogs all day and I have to get up and wash my hands every single time directly afterwards because they're so fucking oily.
And I'm always worried to complain about dogs I watch because people are so precious about them. The dogs I watch love me, they have no idea the specific hang ups I have about them because I'm still loving them and getting my hands dirty. I wake up with weight on my legs in a fucked up sleeping position and a nose full of faint skunk sent because the littler one is trying to crawl inside me via my chin to live inside me. They're well loved and taken care of.
They are fucking gross and it is not their faults. But they're gross.
