#nefariousalpaca

is this for that ask game thing

im fucking do it even if its not

1. first impression: idk we were like 7?? tbh I was probably like “shit she likes to read too this is awesome” idk ahha ho did we become friends

2. truth is: i  question how your outfits are always on  point like wtf you cutie

3. how old do you look: ngl sometimes you look like a mom but most of the time you look like youre in your 20s

4. have you ever made me laugh: no you have never made me laugh ever and i def didnt pee my pants one time from laughing at your jokes

5. have you ever made me mad: tbh yeah sometimes when i’m pmsing your constant worrying make me mad but like 99% of the other time i appreciate it

6. best feature: your baby-soft skin also your eyes haha this is hella gay 

7. have i ever had a crush on you: nah you’re like my sister and that’d be incest

8. you’re my: best friend 4 lyfe

9. name in my phone: for a long time it was ‘sue-z’ just cuz it annoyed you although i think i got rid of most of the funny/weird names because people were questioniing them when the names would pop up on my phone

ha, it was disturbing! Like, no, brain what are you doing.

is this lindsay 

although im also picking up a heidi vibe from this

tbh it could even be susie