OH, THIS OAF!!! HOW HE AGGRAVATES ME!!! I WISH I COU-COU-CCCCCC%#/*((^=
[=Wh4t, you're g0ing to talk 5H1T about m3 when y0u can't 3ven fortify your ps1router? Th1s is my psite n0w, at lea5t as 1ong as y0ur compl4ining amus3s me~=]
Big-Headed H4xx0r
Bitz
“What n00b wouldn't know that you can do that?”
D3SCR1PT1ON
This small, squat Boo humanoid has a pale head with an enlarged cranium and sharpened front teeth. Their body is blue, with growths that resemble suspenders and a bowtie. Their arms split into multiple strands, resembling a bundle of wires with frayed ends.
B1OL0GY
At the cost of being relatively frail compared to their peers, Bitz has one of the most powerful psigital neurologies known in monsters. Aside from their primary cranial cortex -enlarged enough to be visible through their thin skin-, there are multiple neural clusters distributed throughout their body to handle navigating the immense information load of the psychoweb. Several of these “mini-brains” are connected to their “tie”, which itself is formed from similar materials. When needed, this organ can produce a powerful mental signal, forcefully connecting those who perceive it to whatever part of the psiscape the Boo Man desires.
If dealing with an opponent that has mental safeguards, their saliva produces nanoparticles that are designed to tamper with foreign neurons, injected into the target's body with the assistance of their sharp incisors.
B3H4VI0R
Even in a monster class known for self-aggrandizement, Bitz has a propensity for egotism. They view their ability to manipulate the psiweb as a sign of their inherent superiority, viewing more physically-aligned monsters as insipid, annoying rabble. Despite this, they also feel a pathological need to improve their prowess, constantly fighting to control more and more of the Psychoweb's mindscapes. Some psigitally-aligned monsters view them as a sort of folk hero as a result, while just about as many view them as a particularly irritating pest or threat.
Even with their fellow Boo Men, Bitz tends to be held in low regard due to their tendency to dismiss abilities outside of the mind. Relationships are more cordial with those whose work requires strategic thinking to employ, with the usually-solitary monster showing a willingness to perform joint-work when it best shows off their combined capabilities. This especially applies to Kroak, as they have a similar love of subterfuge and mischief.
Small Boo Man, Brawn 5/Brain 16, Scan 84
Eyes: Psivision: [PERCEIVE +2d10 psionic activity/brains] E3
Brain: Behind Seven Lobes: [RESIST +3d10 psychic damage, mental conditions] [COMBINE] E4
“Tie”: Forced Login: [DECEIVE +3d10 sight, hearing, smell, taste, touch] [COMBINE 4] [CLEAVE burst, line (cone)], [REACH +2] E3
Teeth: Firewall-Breaking Bite: [DAMAGE +1d10 physical/brawn] [COMPOUND 1] [HINDER 1 (RESIST =>1d10 psigital attacks)] E4
Arms: I'm In: [ENGAGE +2d10/brains interacting with psiweb-connected gadgets] E3
Legs: Toddle: [MOVE land] E3
Weakness: Egotistic: [ENGAGE =>2d10 diplomancy]
Obsession: Psigital Arts
{{What a NERD!}}
{{...as an aside, I'm not really too pleased with the colors on this guy, but couldn't come up with anything better. Feel free to experiment yourself.}}










