you're tuning in to: dogboy radio

i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

im only attracted to worthy opponents

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!