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i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me

I've been begregored

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

i got arrested at 3am last night and i got out of holding at 5pm, dealt with the tow cunts, showered, then clocked into my 2-11 closing shift at 7:30pm

ripping my weed pen outside of a mcdonalds

mcr fans are so annoying i hope they break up again and gerard comes back to twitter just to post “i’m straight”