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     “ how long , max ? how long have you secretly been training at air hockey just so you could defeat me here , at this table , in front of all these people . you can’t naturally be this skilled , so just spill your secrets , you fiend . “

“ Just join the DnD session , Max . “ ATTEMPTING to convince the boy to just GIVE IN and PLAY with her already. She knew it was UNLIKELY, but that wouldn’t stop her from TRYING. “ It’s not like you do anything ELSE . “ But fuck people. Maybe run in fear from ducks. “ And it’s F U N . “

Milo recoiled, blinking blankly in shock as his mind processed exactly what this cute child just said. “...Wow. That’s a lot of profanity coming from such a little kid!”

“ you know max, if you can hold back the urge to start a mess around camp for just one week— i’ll finally take you out into town with me.  just me and you.  promise. “

@ me next time, assholes

  “ and no matter how catchy the song, candace couldn’t actually be the queen of mars because all there is on mars is bacteria and ice. not fun to rule over. pretty neat, huh ? “ by now max probably is plotting eight ways to kill david for assigning partners for today, but neil is having too much fun to realize.

     “ Max , “ a dramatic call of the other’s name before he let himself lean back in attempt to fall against the shorter, one arm brought up so his hang could rest against his forehead.           “ how in the ever-loving f u c k do you handle this heat while in a s w e a t e r ? “