NATURA VOCAT

   “ heeey kiddos’ !   did you know that the greatest cure to stomach pains — “

           “ is complete and total extermination — !! “

hello ladies n’ gents !

 due to the fact that my family is soon to be moving, most of the money from my paycheck will go towards helping pay the mortgage..     my anxiety kicked in last night as i may not have enough money to feed myself for the next two months or so,    soooo i figured why not start commissions to be sure i have enough.      here goes nothing !

  first and foremost, my gallery is over here:            https://imgur.com/gallery/wOPXJBW

pricing goes as follows:

        base theme background :  15.00 $           base header :  5.00 $          base header w/ gifs :   8.00 $         base header w/ custom gifs :  12.00 $        ( meaning i animate moving images myself frame by frame, ex )  

        single promo : 8.00 $     ( this can either be a single image or double image promo, ex or ex, ex )         promos w/ gifs : 10.00 $     ( this can either be a single image or double image promo, ex or ex, ex )

        theme background w/ coding :    25.00 $ *         header w/ mobile coding : 8.00 $

       bundle buys:

          theme background + header w/ mobile coding + theme coding :  32.00 $           theme background + mobile header without coding : 18.00 $           theme background + 50 icons + header + one promo : 50.00 $ **           dual image promo + single image gif promo + 50 icons : 15.00 $ ***

*  theme templates can be discussed, i will likely be coding using a base theme rather than a fully completed theme, meaning most of it can be stylised.         

** theme coding prices are based on simple themes, meaning no popups or floating/animated links.   such things can be added for additional price, come talk to me for specifics

*** icons can be 50x50, 75x75, 100x100 please specify which one you would like

      other examples of edits include : x, x, x, x, x, x                  i do SFM + XNAlara modeling as well.  prices for those to be added to promos, headers, themes, ect. varies.

if you wish to give me specific art for your theme you would like to use, then i will be happy to do so;  HOWEVER i will not be using any art done by artists unless their specific permission has been granted by them or you have commissioned the piece of them.    if you have any specific questions about specific details please don’t hesitate to DM me on tumblr.

payments should be sent after product is complete via paypal,                                                  if you’re interested come talk to me !

 HEYO GUYS !

   i’m tight on money right now and i want to be able to feed myself.. our family will move soon and my paycheck will help with the mortgage.. sooo to be sure i can feed myself these next few months.. what if i open commissions ? 

   i made a gallery right here: https://imgur.com/gallery/wOPXJBW

   hey hey hey !           so australia’s been pretty busy, i’m slowly getting through iconing the season finale and after that i can finally get to threading again !      been walking around a whole lot and everyday i see a lot of cool stuff !!        if you’re interested in plotting something or wanna    get in touch with me better add me on discord:          dr. hurrible 💉!#6133    

𝙲𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙴 𝙳𝙸𝙴𝙼.       i just watched the season 3 finale and i’m in actual tears... i guess i’d better make a post s3 verse ; w ; 

me, 1:30 am:

ＡＮＤ ＷＨＥＮ ＹＯＵ ＧＥＴ ＴＨＥ ＣＨＡＮＣＥ...   ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＮＣＩＮＧ ＱＵＥＥＮ, ＹＯＵＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＳＷＥＥＴ, ＯＮＬＹ ＳＥＶＥＮＴＥＥＮ ＤＡＮＣＩＮＧ ＱＵＥＥＮ, ＦＥＥＬ ＴＨＥ ＢＥＡＴ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＴＡＭＢＯＵＲＩＮＥ ＹＯＵ ＣＡＮ ＤＡＮＣＥ, ＹＯＵ ＣＡＮ ＪＩＶＥ, ＨＡＶＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＯＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＬＩＦＥ ＳＥＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＧＩＲＬ, ＷＡＴＣＨ ＴＨＡＴ ＳＣＥＮＥ, ＤＩＧＧＩＮ' ＴＨＥ ＤＡＮＣＩＮＧ ＱＵＥＥＮ  !!!

@castradiem · ❤

          ❝DAVID! Oh, there you are, finally. I’ve been looking all over camp for you-❞ Preston ran up to the other with the widest grin on his face. Once he got the counselor’s attention, he calmed down a tad and cleared his throat. ❝Anyway, I have a question of utmost importance to ask.❞ It really wasn’t that important.

          he was just in the process of putting away all the winter gear into the closet.         yeah, the camp is an underfunded mess, but that isn’t going to stop david from trying to clean up at least a bit.             when he heard the child scream,    the counselor flinched, sending a few skies and a snowboarding mask to be flung right on top of his face.          gritting his teeth as he blocked off a yelp, the man quickly spun himself around on his feet, gasping for breath.

“ Yeah ,  sorry if I was a little cryptic last night -  I’m still trying to get used to  this whole …  ’ haunting ‘   thing . ”  Jasper was hesitant to call it that , since he didn’t wanna startle his old friend more than he already had .  “ I’ve been trying to chat to you for a long time , Davey -  and I know this isn’t the best time for a reunion , but I guess it’s better late than never . I’ll be sure to get out of your hair before your buddy comes in , though .  ” A small , reassuring smile spread across his face , hoping it was enough to convince David that he wasn’t just seeing things .

          The child groaned irritably at the counselor’s poor attempt at a joke, wanting nothing more than to dump his breakfast on his head. It wasn’t like he could eat it, anyway; his stomach churned at the slop on his plate. Not only was it more than likely inedible–just like anything the Quartermaster served–but his body seemed to be rejecting everything lately, a pain in his stomach killing his already small appetite. It wasn’t uncommon for him, Max had already gotten used to it at home. He knew it would go away eventually, but David’s obnoxious cheerfulness certainly wasn’t helping. “Fuck off, David,” he hissed, pointing his fork at the man as if it would make him look any more menacing. “Go tell your stupid jokes to another idiot who’d appreciate them, like Space Kid over there.” 

                  there was a giddy laugh and a little grin, “  space kid doesn’t need any cheering up right now, max !      he looks perfectly fine to me, all happy and excited to be eating breakfast with his friends.         yooooou on the other hand —— !  “