#nativetask

for 300 bucks you’d think this thing can work magic, but let me tell you, waiting that god d*mn long for ice cream when i could walk like 400 ft next door and get some from a retail store or the little old lady in the building beside mine is ridiculous. i’m in new york b*tch, i’ll make somebody HAND CHURN AND DELIVER my ice cream by the time this b*tch starts cooling to begin the process. lame.

I wouldn’t necessarily say this is a bad product or that there’s really anything wrong with it, other than the fact that there are only two color options and both of them clash with my interior design scheme. My problem arose when I set it up in my living room. My cat, Tiramisu, loved it. She couldn’t get enough of the height or the fact that she could stand on the top and launch down onto my head as I passed her by. But then she got a little too confident and tried launching herself off of the highest stand and it resulted into her crashing into the glass of my sliding door. She thought she could get outside because this thing gave her too much power. In other words, it’s lovely besides it’s lack of color choices, just don’t set it up next to a door or window when you live on the 8th floor and your cat thinks she’s some kind of stuntman.

boooooo too short for my wiener. 

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