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SAN: My kick ass companionship, obvs.

SAN: You wanna get laid, right?

SAN: I make a great wingwoman.

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SAN: Suit yourself. I'm not gullible or blind enough to ignore the 5 o'clock shadow.

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SAN: Do we have a deal, or not?

KURT: I suppose so.

SAN: Show me the fully female receipts and I'll put the drag race rumors to rest. Promise.

SAN: Oh, I know. Cute profile pic.

SAN: Very bottom bitch.

KURT: I don't have photographic evidence but if she says she's a girl, she's a girl. I'm not going to question it.

KURT: The boys think so too.

BLAINE: I'd sacrifice my first born for some of your biscotti.

BLAINE: That's a yes.

BLAINE: Your tea time senses must be tingling because the brew is boiling hot right now. I'll bring the tea, you dish the desserts, and we've got ourselves a quality Saturday afternoon. Deal?

KURT: Well, I definitely didn't take it as a no. I'll make sure we have your favorite on hand, then.

Today marks the official start of Fall, in my eyes, as today I drank my first pumpkin spice latte of 2017. To me, there is nothing more magical than New York City in Fall and Winter, and I for one cannot wait until I start my Chrismukkah shopping.

I’ve been trying to decide if incorporating pumpkin spice into the cafe menu would be worth it or not. We already amp up the pumpkin pie and pastry output, but our coffee and espresso typically stay classic menu-wise. Thoughts? 

KURT: Any way I could pull you away from your new puppy love for some coffee and biscotti?

That doesn’t surprise me. I could name a few people that have a Samsung, actually. I was asking you because I was about to point out why you shouldn’t have it on your bed, but I guess you didn’t put that together. 

I had to look up liquid cases because I didn’t originally understand the concept, and my first thought upon seeing them was why would anybody want to have one of these? Obviously I don’t need to explain why.

You’re telling me. I pretty much operate on coffee. I don’t usually wake up with enough time to make any in the morning so I have to stop somewhere. Do you know how many problems would be solved if it was just ready for me before I got up? It would be life changing, most likely.

Are any of these people under forty? I figured that was obvious enough, considering the fact that I’m the one saying sleeping with your phone is a bad thing. Not that I have one of those awful liquid cases, but I digress.

Where do you keep your phone when you sleep? Most people have it beside their bed so it’s easily accessible, which is okay – unless you have a Samsung. Apparently the note 7 was prone to spontaneous combustion. I’m not sure what would suck more; being electrocuted or having my trusty mobile device blow up in my face. 

I didn’t even know that those existed. What is this feeling? Happiness? 

On a charging stand shaped like a donut that sits on my night stand. Who still has a Samsung? And why do you want to know where I keep my phone when I’m sleeping? Also consider the hazard that’s actually literally happening where people with the liquid cases are waking up with chemical burns on their body. That would be horrible.

If I did, I wouldn’t be watching Netflix so that’s a no. What did you end up doing on your Saturday night?

Have you ever seen those clocks that slap you in the face when they go off?

I think I need one of those. I don’t know that I wouldn’t rip it off my headboard after the first time, but I know that it would get me out of bed. 

Uh.. no, I have not. Apparently there are some that vibrate when you need to wake up. I don’t really see how effective that would be. Plus, if it malfunctioned you’d end up electrocuted in your sleep and that’s not how I wanna go.