nothin' but a good time

One who doesn’t need to concern herself with other people’s views of her, that’s for sure. Approval neither desired nor required. The motto, always.

Noah Puckerman Moodboard: 2/?

Puck + Santana Lopez

We’ll have to agree to disagree on that one, Dr. Puckerman. I assumed since you have a degree and made it through medical school that you would be a firm believer in the basic foundation that an elementary education provides. My mistake. And for the record, I do teach. I find time in my busy schedule to stop into our music classroom a few times a week to show our kiddos the importance of being versatile and having many passions. And it’s important to keep my instrument in tip-top shape even if I’m not actively auditioning or regularly performing.

Is it really that obvious? I’m sorry, there’s just something about that ‘I bareback bottomed in juvie’ look that really gets me going. Forgive me, I’ll stick to the models on Broke Straight Boys and never bring up the ‘hawk again.

I remember elementary school, it had no impact whatsoever on me as an adult. Aside from a few piss babies who can’t let grade school bullying go, I highly doubt anyone’s sitting around thinking about their lives when they were that young. They’re definitely not thanking their fifth grade principal for the shit they’ve achieved in life. You sound more like you’re stopping into music class for your benefit, not theirs, but whatever you wanna tell yourself to earn those pats on the back.

Telling me your pornhub filters isn’t insulting, it’s a big ole TMI and now I’m gonna have to grab myself a barf bag.

Sure, I know what kind of girl I am. But the kind of girl you think I am could be something entirely different. 

Do I?

My basket is just fine, thank you. 

A girl like me?

Super fine. I can tell.

Either or works pretty well. I have my plans, but sometimes things change. Best not to put all your eggs in one basket. 

It was more of a reference to my own personal beefcake than anything else. You know, the one you were doubting earlier. With the pretty face and an even prettier derrière. 

Most not be too confident in your basket.

Fairytale ending? A little outdated, and not really something I’m heavily pursuing. Perhaps later. I’ve still got a lot of story left. 

Cuffs and biceps? Golly, mister, what a treat. The motorcycle, you can keep. I’m not short on any humming between my legs. 

I was thinking more old fashioned than outdated. What’re you pursuing for the rest of the story then?

I wasn’t particularly under the assumption that that’s what you meant when you said run of together. But, you know, I’ll roll with it if only for the smack talk. You’re right, its likeness to the end of another dry Nicholas Sparks novel is too close to comfort. 

Anyhow. Besides baked goods and the occasional go-around in the sheets, what else do you have to bring to the table? Creativity goes a long way with me and I can get those two things from anywhere. 

I just assumed. You kinda give off a fairytale happy ending sorta vibe.

He said, projecting his own thoughts and fantasies into the conversation. 

You clearly don’t got a clue about the kinda things I fantasize about. Riding off into the sunset’s a little too PG for my taste.

There’s the Puckerina I know so well. I was wondering where you had run off to. 

Noah Puckerman Moodboard: 1/?

You’re being awfully cordial this evening. Or is this offering women baked goods a staple in the life of Puckerella?

Since you want it straight up: I figured you’d come sniffing around the second I mentioned boozin’ with boobs. You and that crotch rocket of yours have the kind of sixth sense for nip slips Hollywood Life’d kill for, but you and Yertle got nothing on my taste. 

Boobzin. You gotta make it a weekly thing. You wouldn’t believe how easy the chicks that showed up for that shit were. Nasty too. Just the way I like ‘em.

You save lives and I shape lives. The one comparison I’d like to draw is that we’re both in equally respectable professions, Puck. I don’t see the fun in diminishing one another’s accomplishments or the ways we make ends meet. My bow ties are anything but tacky, although I can’t say the same for your college days. We’ve all seen the photos. Did you really think a buzz and a bottle of Rogaine could save you from being haunted by the ‘hawk. I might pass a petition around the Shack to get Santana to pin a pic up on the Wall of Shame.

Dude, no. You don’t shape anyone’s life. They’re young as hell, you can’t honestly believe you have that big of an impact. Maybe if it was high school, but not a bunch of eight year olds. You don’t even teach. I’m telling you like it is. Why are you peeking at my college pics? Use some other dude for your spank bank, I want no part in that. The hawk was badass, and it always will be. You really can’t be shading anyone else for their hairstyle choices, Helmet Hair

Unless you’re offering me actual baked goods, I’m afraid my interest level is low. 

Hey, whatever you want. I can make it happen. All you gotta do is say the word.