Groundrunner100âs Rankings Of Naruto Uzumaki Romantic Relationships
#1. NaruHina (Naruto Uzumaki x Hinata Hyƫga) - Meant To Be, Written In The Stars, Soulmates, call them what you want, but yeah. The flagship of not JUST the fleet of Naruto romantic relationships, but the ARMADA of anime romantic relationships. Let that sink in.
#2. NaruShion (Naruto Uzumaki x Shion) - Sheâs a bleach blonde, pink iris invert of Hinata HyĆ«ga, but went through the emotional wringer of solitude, which makes them an ideal couple. Also, if Naruto made such an impression on her to the point she openly offers him to put a baby in her⊠YEAH. She EARNS the #2 spot. Also, in comparison to Hinata, thereâs a PokĂ©mon reference joke to be made. (Hint: itâs from Generation 7.)
#3. NaruHana (Naruto Uzumaki x Hanabi HyĆ«ga) - Listen, itâs like a 5 year age gap, itâs not a bad idea, & there IS potential. I for 1 find it a cute & funny idea of the sister of Naruto Uzumakiâs #1 cheerleader to be romantically attracted to her sisterâs huggy fox. Thereâd be a verbal, but civil back and forth between the sisters over who gets to be the lucky lady.
#4. NaruKona (Naruto Uzumaki x Konan) - Right off the bat, Konan is, for all intents and purposes, the Akatsuki equivalent of Hinata HyĆ«ga. The idea of a stoic woman seeing the light, so much to the point being romantically infatuated with Naruto, yeah, Iâd be adventurous too. Upon retrospect, 1 of the most interesting âI Can Fix Herâ relationships to think about. (Also, thereâs nothing wrong with Younger Man, Older Woman romantic relationships, weâre only human.)
#5. NaruIno (Naruto Uzumaki x Ino Yamanaka) - Top 5 territory, yâall! With Narutoâs energetic outlook, & Inoâs spunky personality, & youâve got some considerable competition for Hinata HyĆ«ga. Also, Blank Period (The Last) Naruto & Ino? Mother of God, sheâd be pregnant with triplets!
#6. NaruKurot (Naruto Uzumaki x Kurotsuchi) - Hear me out. Yes, they had a VERY little amount of interaction time, & they started off on the wrong foot. But when you see where they end up in Boruto? Hokage & Tsuchikage? Thatâs what we call a power couple! Also, if you squint your eyes, she looks eerily similar Tenten (Different hairstyle/hair color, of course).
#7. NaruAmaru (Naruto Uzumaki x Amaru) - A relationship so out of pocket, so out of left field, even I thought would be at the bottom of the post. But miraculously, Amaru has earned her place in the Top 10. A tomboy girl becoming slowly attracted to Naruto through their shared loneliness, so much to the point she jumps in the air, down towards him to catch him at the risk of being splattered, you can tell she wants it.
#8. NaruSasame (Naruto Uzumaki x Sasame FĆ«ma) - The 1st filler girl of the Naruto anime, but not the last. Appearing in the 1st arc after the Sasuke Retrieval arc, thereâs potential for a romance between these 2. Short term romance that would result in a drift-apart, sure, but potential nonetheless. For all his denseness, Naruto shows the audience he has rizz, & he doesnât even TRY.
#9. NaruRyĆ« (Naruto Uzumaki x RyĆ«zetsu) - The last movie girl in the Naruto franchise, RyĆ«zetsu manged to secure her place in the Top 10 in time. The idea of Naruto being able to charm a tough-as-nails Anbu, to the point of exchanging her life for a dying Naruto? Iâd be left speechless to learn someone loved me to the point theyâd consciously trade their life for mine. A good example of Never Meant To Be romantic relationship. (Also, RyĆ«zetsuâs silver hair is BEAUTIFUL. Combine that with her athletic build, & Iâd imagine Naruto putting twins into her.)
#10. NaruTen (Naruto Uzumaki x Tenten) - How do you define âWasted Potentialâ? This relationship. I imagine this being a grudging romantic relationship, the kind of which itâs a slow crawl, but itâs THERE. Itâd be interesting to see how the chemistry would play out. Narutoâs raging fire resolve, & Tentenâs public fetish for weapons, & you have a power couple dynamic that would be mentioned by the Kages. (Also, they LOOK cute together.)
#11. NaruSÄra (Naruto Uzumaki x SÄra) - Upon first glance, Naruto wouldâve fulfilled his motherâs wish of finding a girl like her, at least in aesthetics. Overall, an interesting twist on the prince/princess story dynamic, given the setting & universe itâs in. (Doesnât SÄra REALLY look like Kushina Uzumaki?)
#12. NaruTema (Naruto Uzumaki x Temari) - This relationship is no doubt a hot take, but humor me. Temari is arguably just as lousy a romantic partner for Naruto Uzumaki as Sakura Haruno, but what makes this relationship 1 in a million is that Temari arguably wouldnât be as physically abusive to Naruto as Sakura is, only when she NEEDS to be. As for what would spark this relationship? Well, Temari would consider Naruto Uzumaki being a dumbbell not worth her time or effort in the slightest at first. However, after being genuinely surprised that Narutoâs selflessness towards others being extended to her brothers, Gaara & Kankuro, would play a factor, arguably major. Sheâd be able to see that Narutoâs pros outnumber his cons. Sheâd become slowly attracted to Naruto, & keep that fact under lock & key. Eventually, sheâd work up the nerve to have a 1-on-1 heart-to-heart with him, & tell him how she feels. Overall, same relationship as she has with Shikamaru Nara, but not as abusive, his charm would no doubt have her lighten up.
#13. NaruKagu (Naruto Uzumaki x Kaguya Ćtsutsuki) - Please just listen. Regardless of your opinion of Kaguya Ćtsutsuki as a character, you CANNOT deny the idea of Naruto Uzumaki, a man with a double-sided resumĂ© of womanizing at the point of the Kaguya arc, having an INHUMAN boyish charm to the point of a FREAKING GODDESS wanting his baby batter, is nothing short of entertaining. Granted, itâd be a one-sided relationship cranked up to an 11, but maybe sheâd love it so much, sheâd clean up her entire act. Itâd be a crawl, but it COULD happen. The idea alone is why she isnât at the bottom.
#14. NaruShizu (Naruto Uzumaki x Shizuka) - A relationship even I knew would never happen. The only thing sheâs really got going for her is her looks. Sheâs just in 1 episode, whereas the other filler girls either had several episodes or even movies to leave a lasting impression. Sheâs pretty, sheâs a skilled fighter, but sheâs forgettable. Despite those cons, sheâs better than the girls below her. Oh well.
#15. NaruSaku (Naruto Uzumaki x Sakura Haruno) - Boy oh boy, what can be said about this relationship? Fan backlash of Sakuraâs shitty treatment of the titular character, combined with Sakuraâs 1-dimensional âDamsel In Distressâ trope, throw in the Sunken Cost Fallacy in regards to Sasuke Uchiha, a character who wants NOTHING to do with Sakura, with a seasoning of a struggling writer trying to figure out what to do with characters, & you have the unholy, inbred union of Missed Opportunity AND Never Meant To Be romantic relationships. How thatâs even possible, I fail to understand. I donât care if they look cute together, Naruto is many things, but he is NOT Sakuraâs physical stress doll.
#16. NaruKaru (Naruto Uzumaki x Karui) - No. Just no. If people thought Naruto & Temari would never work together, I point them to this relationship. I was thinking about putting Sakura Haruno at the bottom of the post, but even SHEâS got some redeeming qualities. Karui? She donât got that. Sheâs a burning furnace of anger. I GENUINELY pity Choji Akimichi.