Mar 31, 2015
How tall are you?
At least five.
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How tall are you?
At least five.
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How tall am I?
At least four.
Do you think aliens have actually been to Earth or are they just too far away/busy somewhere else?
I think if aliens have been to Earth, they’re here for a benevolent purpose. Two reasons behind that: one, people, as a group, are kinda dickbags and if life can and has evolved many different ways in the universe, I assume some of them didn't go the dickbag route or got past it and gave restitution to who they wronged in the process. Two, said dickbags haven’t managed to kill us all yet, which I can only assume means benevolent aliens.
If aliens showed up, I don’t know what they’d find interesting here, but I think they might find us pleasant in the same way we find cats pleasant. We can be sweet, but we can often be quite self-interested -- especially if we want something, like food or respite from imminent death by alien ray gun. In short, too many people believe in aliens for them not to exist. I mean, come on. This is reality we’re talking about here. When has reality ever not bent to mass public opinion?
How awesome are frogs?
Way fucking awesome. At least as awesome as salamanders, if not more -- probably not more, because of giant salamanders and hellbenders. Fuck yeah. But like, the poison ones? Way fucking cool. ‘Touch me and die’ is a hell of a way to live. Frogs are tough as nails.
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Someday I am going to watch a wrestlething with you and just play the “clueless about sports girlfriend” cliche. “Who’s that guy? Why’s he hitting him? Why do they get chairs? What’s that belt for? Who’s that?”
It sounds fun, especially because of how complicated it would be to explain some of this stuff. “Well, he’s undead…”
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Kerrighyan was the most talented Slytherin that ever was. She was the best at magic without having learned to do it, because she had read every Harry Potter book and she learned to do the right wand movements from the films. One day as she and the Iron Giant were taking the car to have lunch with Swamp Thing, her phone rang. It was the Hamburglar, and he sounded frightened because
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Hi, I'll be auditioning for the part of Kerrigan and I'll be singing the "doo wee ooo" part of the Doctor Who theme song very loudly
hell yeah hell motherfucking yeah