#myteambagginsstuff

All links to my fills for the tolkienreadalong dwarves bingo card.

Thorin

Oin & Gloin

Bifur, Bofur & Bombur

Balin & Dwalin

Free

Dain

Erebor

Nori, Dori & Ori

The Hobbit read-along (Week 7),Dwarves bingo card, Throrin.

These are my offerings to the standard bingo card  for the tolkienreadalong.

Week 1

Gandalf and the Shire

Will, Bert & Tom

The Unexpected Party

Week 2

Elrond

The Great Goblin

The Riddle Game

Week 3

Beorn

The Eagles

Dwarves in a Tree

Week 4

Spiders

The Elven king

Week 5

The Lonely Mountain

Smaug

And another Smaug

Week 6

The Arkenstone

Bard the Bowman

Week 7

The Battle of Five Armies

Free

Never Laugh at Live Dragons 

Other works

The hobbit read-along bingo, Dwarves card, Balin and Dwalin.

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Nowhere near the book, not even close…I was attacked by a plot bunny.

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The brave and noble hunting party of Prince Thorin had come to rest in a small human village under the pretence of gathering supplies, which just happened to coincide with waiting out a rain storm.

Of course stopping to gather supplies is actually dwarven code for ‘I fancy a drink’ which means finding a tavern, the ones run by men are usually given some sort of ridiculous name, there’s one in the village of Bree called The Prancing Pony and other taverns include but are not limited to The Laughing Dog, The Jolly Taxpayer and The Drunken Duck, the sons of Fundin are currently sat in a darkened corner of The Castle - oddly enough though, most call it The Jim And Dragon. Why does it have two names? You may ask yourself, well it's because Jim is the man who owns it and his wife…well, lets say she isn’t exactly a wallflower, anyway, Balin and Dwalin have for sometime been hiding from their responsibilities, promising not make scenes of any kind, but that all changed when they caught sight of The Castles rather lovely barmaid.

“Brother stop being silly and talk to her.”  

“I will in my own time.”

The ‘her’ in question is currently sitting next to Gloin, who is travelling with his brother fussing over his intricately braided hair and beard “Why do the women always go for him?” asks one brother, trying his hardest not to pout.

“I think they think that he’s ‘cute’.” answers the other scratching his beard, although he too is ever so slightly confused.

“Cute?”

“Yeah they, the women, they use that word a lot.”

“O.”

“Everything’s ‘cute’ birds, puppies, clouds, their dresses, their friends dresses…and apparently…Gloin.”

“Tell me what else do you know about human women brother, spare nothing.”

Several drinks later, once one brother has enlightened the other about the ways of women, they hear a shout from a small, strange looking man who they assume must be Jim.

“Talk to her brother, before she gets away. Remember what I told you to do and say.”

Summoning all his strength he walks as gracefully as a drunk dwarf can and approaches ‘her’, the woman who has so quickly captivated him.

“Oh, master dwarf…are you alright?” the woman asks the swaying darrow, although when he fails to answer she simply bends down into his eye line, that’s better at least he’s focusing again – even if he is staring blatantly down her dress, the drink colouring his cheeks.

“I wuv you!” he says suddenly, forgetting everything his brother had told him to say, before fainting at the barmaids feet.

“He never was much good at holding his drink.” Dwalin says quietly to himself, moving to settle their bill, before scooping his brother off of the tavern floor, apologising to the woman and leaving.

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The Hobbit read-along (Week 6),standard bingo card, The Arkenstone.

The Hobbit read-along, standard bingo card, Free square.

The Hobbit read-along (Week 5),standard bingo card, The Lonely Mountain.