#mysterycount

The Counts brother who is on screen for. Maybe three frames of an episode and does not have a name or a personality and Dr Conifer Pines twin brother who barely gets mentioned in the grand scheme of the story but is so incredibly important to Dr Pine

A gift for you my friend, the ultimate MysteryCount dynamic

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I CANNOT POSSIBLY ARTICULATE HOW HAPPY AND AMUSED THIS MAKES ME.

Breaking news! Vampire twink sets his sights on bear with horrendous taste in fashion and a punch that can break concrete.

No one is surprised.

You!" Ervin far too harshly. But he was met with an infernal grin (the same one haunting his dreams, the same one that stained his eyelids every time he blinked). "You have something that belongs to me."

"Do I?"

Ervin spluttered for a moment before pointing at the bracelet adorning Pal's wrist.

"Oh this?" He laughed and it was rough and tickled at Ervins senses. "Nah, this was just a lil' something I picked up."

"You stole it!"

"That's a hefty accusation," Pal smirked, "but I don't think this," he held up his arm and twisted it, "is what you're actually mad about. No, I think you're mad because I took something else."

Ervin wasn't blushing. He was absolutely not thinking anything other than getting back his bracelet. Very pure thoughts up there indeed. His mind was a steel trap, solely focused on that bracelet.

"Tell ya what, since yer cute I'll buy you a drink."

"Oh really?" Ervin said rolling his eyes, "And with who's money?"

Pal flashed him a wicked grin full of promise and something else, "oh it's all on you dollface."

"You…you can't call me that!" His voice was a near shrill squeak that could have shattered the windows.

"But I can steal your wallet? Good to know."

CACKLING

Yessssss MysteryCount my beloved! I really do need to write more for them 😩

Also, Ervin being susceptible to Pal's rizz is hilarious to me, I adore it! And Pal just straight-up teasing Ervin when confronted had me giggling. Pal telling Ervin that the stolen bracelet is "just something he picked up" is EVIL in the best way (Murray is either a horrible or great influence depending on who you ask lol).

What was this "something else" that you took Pal, huh? Ervin's sanity? His ability to string together a coherent sentence? His heart? All of the above? Regardless, they are adorable and I and here for any and all morsels thrown my way.

Thank you so much for writing this 🥺 here's a small snippet for you!

Dude again, LOVE your mysterycount, and when I saw your AMAZING animations, I knew I had to draw SOMETHING for you, so here it is!! Also wrote a small Drabble for ya. The stars were beautiful tonight as Pal sat next to Ernest. But the stars were really only a second thought when it came to beauty, Ernest’s eyes glowed in the moonlight, face glowing wonder. He really was beautiful- oh no. Ohhhhhhhhhh no no no no NO. He is NOT in love. Nope. Nothing of the sort. Not with his laugh, or his eyes, or his rediculous vocabulary, or how he can be so cute when he gets flustered or how knows so much about moths, but nothing when it comes to puppets, or- shmup. “OH GOODNESS, MY BROTHER IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER” Dr. birch whisper yelled as he and the count spied on their brothers. “Really? I thought it was the other way around” whispered the count back. “ it’s obvious! Look at his smile and the way he glances at him!!” “ but look at the way Ernest is smiling and blushing!!”

“ oh good gravy, they’re in love with EACHOTHER”

“ but those two are TERRIBLE at flirting and knowing someone else if flirting with them!”

“ we NEED to help them”

Oh wow, that's so fucking sweet! Thank you so much!

Pal is Dr. Pine's brother, not Dr. Birches brother. That bitch is dead and burnt. (I got them confused too, don't worry <3 the puppet lore is strange, if you'd like to know about them more I suggest going to @aroace-get-out-of-my-face or @tinfoil-jones pages)

Oh Dr Pine has been considering Birch as his grumpy older brother basically since he met him. Birch was forcibly adopted (see: Kidnapping) and has basically been a brother since the minute he got hefted sideways baby, diaper bag and all into Pine's dimension

Listed in no particular order.

Ear Enthrallment

Pal likes Ervin's ears. That's it, that's the fic.

Listed in order of posted/reblogged.

Palustris "Pal" Pine

Ervin Von Count

An Introduction

(Please pretend I drew Pal's hands in the second drawing 😅)

Yesss Y E SS. RELEASE THE HIDDEN PUPPET SHIP. ITS LIKE COUNTBIRCH BUT WITH MORE CRACK.