#myspace blogs

Which means I didn't write endlessly for years for nothing.

If you were once upon a time an avid myspacer, an avid myspace blogger to be more specific, listen up!

All myspace blogs are GONE.

However, IF YOU WANT TO GET THEM BACK, you simply need to log in and then follow the directions you will be greeted with.

Summed up: you'll need to request your blogs from the land of myspace oz, once they are ready (this apparently can take up to a couple of months - yes, months) for you to download, you'll receive an email from myspace alerting you of such. From the day you receive the email you will only have 30 days to access your blogs to download or just read or whatever. After that 30 days, they are gone forever and ever.

Good luck.

I'm manually moving my EE posts on jennlukas.com over to Tumblr. True story: I once went from MySpace blogs to EE!

I'll miss EE and it worked well for my site for a long time but I plan on having more of a static site and then linking off to Tumblr/my blog since I love tumblr so much.

I often get asked how many Tumblrs I have. I'll say more than 10, less than 30. With my most updated ones being http://fuckyeahhovers.tumblr.com/ and http://sexhobbit.tumblr.com/.

With this in mind, since I'm already in the Tumblr interface adding pictures of Buster Bluth photoshopped into Game of Thrones, it reminds me to post on my personal tumblr or the Nerdary (which is also on this here Tumblr...yes right this second I am tumblring/tumbling/bloggin/what do you call it! ) I never remembered to update my personal site very often. So hopefully this move will help.

I started to look into ways to migrate with less effort, but meh, it's been interesting to reread all posts and format them properly anyway, plus I only had 35 posts to migrate, most of which are +/- lists which honestly, I probably could've let go.

Though, have any of you migrated from EE to Tumblr before with luck? 35 posts just seemed like something to just knock out.

I was going to post this on my new tumblr, but decided to give it a home on the Nerdary, though it's not too much code samples exactly. I was thinking about writing about the redesign process of my site, but not sure if I should do it on jennlukas.tumblr or the Nerdary...I wouldn't want to get in the way of all these Laravel posts! :$

Haven't dated anyone worth while in my whole life

With the ONE exception to the words that are soon to follow...

Charles... u are a kick ass boyfriend.... But u cuddle too damn much, and yes, I feel that we ARE siblings... I know thats nothin any guy wants to hear... But damn it.... U are the best boyfriend I ever had.... Now take it how u want!..

When I say "DATE", I mean the whole boyfriend girlfriend thing.... And rarely the "Friends with benefits".

I look at my track record... and before Charles, there was Jamie.. who was GREAT... and really really really ridiculously good looking... .. but ya know... the whole... "HOLY SHIT", can't bring the lil black girl to meet my folks... thing kinda broke it down.. Or at least for me... Thats how I took it... I wasn't good enough.... I got NOTHIN but love for Jamie.. He was the first guy that ever really made me happy!

After Charles, it's a blur.. as I was never really planning on seeing anyone seriously. I feel like I don't have a serious gene in my body, when it comes to relationships.... And then there was that whole Mike thing... That very seriously has me doubting relationships for myself.

Seems like NOONE is about actually being in love.. it's all gimme gimme gimme...Besides the whole sexual aspect, it's more about what the other can gain, whether it be having a "trophy" girl/guy or even deeper to the money thing.

It's something thats always in the back of my mind MOST of the time.... I gotta think.. "Ok, why does he really wanna talk to me?"

And yes, this is why I don't put my heart into anyone all that much. No, it's not the ol'.. "She's been hurt before" gambit...U gotta know what the hell you're getting into.. for the RIGHT reasons, not the wrong one's.

Of course, there's gotta be that MUTUAL physical attraction.. let's not kid ourselves that physical beauty isn't a BIG part into why u wanna be with this person.

And who wants someone who's ULTRA serious.. ALL the time. Who rather stay at home and read the paper, then go snowboarding.. or whatever it is that moves u.

And most importantly, who wants to feel used... as I did in MOST past relationships.. No, I haven't figured all the kinks out... I'm working on it....

But this I do know... If I'm unsure of your motives, u won't see all of me... (No, get your mind outta the gutter) I mean the comfortable side of me... The crackin jokes whenever side.....You'll know you're not there yet, if I'm quiet all the damn time!

So I threw a list of movies that I hate to admit, but I use to love when I was younger, but now I look back and say WTF.... Add on if I forgot any movies!

Staying Alive (1983) -John Travolta

PLOT:

Tony Manero tries to make it as a professional dancer on Broadway in this sequel to Saturday Night Fever. Stallone makes a cameo appearance.

What made it so bad:

At the end of the movie, you think he's gonna go with the girl, but he says...."You know what I'm gonna do now??...I'm gonna strut!" And walks (I mean STRUTS) to the Bee'Gee's Staying Alive song...HA!

Mortal Kombat (1995)

PLOT:

The Lightning God Rayden guides warrior Liu Kang, police detective Sonja Blade, and martial arts movie star Johnny Cage to a remote island to compete in the Shaolin Tournament known as Mortal Kombat. If the Outworld wins the Shaolin Tournament ten times in a row, they can enter the Realm of Earth and take over. They have been victorious the last nine times, and with warriors like Scorpion, Sub Zero, and Goro, the future of Earth looks bleak.

What made it so bad:

It never lived up to the video game...It was totally LAME!

Mad scientist---- (insane herpatologist?) creates potion with which he intends to turn the entire world into king cobras, nature's most perfect creature. Fails in first attempt, sells "Snake Boy" to the circus. Succeeds in second attempt, turning daughter's boyfriend into snake (including unforgettable 70's metamorphosis scene). Boyfriend then eaten by scientist's pet mongoose.

__Thanx for your input DAN!!

Cobra (1986) -Sly Stallone and Brigitte Nielsen

PLOT:

Detective is hired to protect a model from a night slasher...OHHHH SCARY!

What made it so bad:

Dare I say the plot, the acting...EVERYTHING! This movie was doomed from the start...How do the power's that be in Hollywood approve such crap to be filmed??

The Next Karate Kid (1994)- Hillary Swank

PLOT:

During a commendation for Japanese soldiers fighting in the United States Army during World War II, Mr Kesuke Miyagi (Pat Morita) meets Louisa Pierce (Constance Towers), the widow of his commanding officer Lt. Jack Pierce. He gets to know his granddaughter Julie Pierce (Hillary Swank), an angry teenager. She is full of pain about the death of her parents in a car accident and has lots of problems with her grandmother and her fellow pupils. So Mr. Miyagi decides to teach her karate to bring her back on the right path.

What made it so bad:

There was no "Daniel Son"! Who wants to see a girl, who barely did any fighting in the whole movie... With sayin that, Hillary Swank kicks major ass in Million Dollar Baby..She even has 2 oscars....Who'da thunk it back in 1994?

Howard the Duck (1986)

PLOT:

A scientific experiment unknowingly brings extraterrestrial life forms to the Earth through a laser beam. First is the cigar smoking drake Howard from the duck's planet. A few kids try to keep him from the greedy scientists and help him back to his planet. But then a much less friendly being arrives through the beam...

What made it so bad:

Just watch the movie and u tell me!

Clash of the Titans (1981)

PLOT:

Perseus has to rescue Andromeda, before she has to marry a monster. Zeus has set up a few tests for Perseus on the way, like capturing Pegasus, defeating Medusa, and finding a way to kill the dreaded Kraken...

The Greek myth of Perseus and Andromeda in a realistic presentation of ancient Greece, featuring an all-star cast of actors and many classic mythological creatures like the winged horse Pegasus and the deadly Medusa whose glance turns people to stone.

What made it so bad:

The "special effects"... Boy, is that 100 RAP de Jour! I was FORCED to watch this in grade school... just because it was Mythology...PFT..What a joke!

Matsters of the Universe ( Dolph Lundgren1987)

PLOT:

Fantasy action-adventure about the war-torn planet Eternia and the Castle of Greyskull which is coming under threat from the evil Skeletor who wants to take over the planet. A group of freedom fighters, led by the heroic He-Man are accidentally transported to Earth by a mysterious Cosmic Key, which holds the power to make Skeletor all-powerful. Once on Earth, He-Man and Co. team up with two teenagers as they attempt to find the key and return home. However, Skeletor and his minions are soon hot on their trail...

What made it so bad:

First of all NONE of the characters looked like the cartoon.... Where the hell was Kringer? I wanted to see some good ol" "By the power of Grey Skull...""I have the Power" kinda stuff.... It was so dark and dirty...BARF!

Cool as Ice (Vanilla Ice 1991)

Johnny (Vanilla Ice), a freewheeling, motorcycle-riding musician rolls into a small town with his band, and meets an honor student who catches his eye.

QUOTES....

Johnny: "Drop that zero and get with the hero!"

Johnny: "So, what's up fellas?"

Nick: "Little batting practice on your bike."

Johnny: "Not mine, Sir D's."

Nick: "Who's Sir D?"

Johnny: "My homeboy."

Johnny: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."

Kathy: "What are you doing here?"

Johnny: "Yo, you axed me."

What made it so bad:

There's this guy who works in the mall and he always flirts with me.. Normally this would be ok, except he has a girlfriend!… Back in the day.. (LAST YEAR) I liked him... but as soon as I found out about the girlfriend, I backed off.... I NEVER go that route..

And it KILLS me because today, I said.. "Frank, isn't it time for u to go?".. and he says... "Are u ready to go?.. U wanna go get some dinner and a movie?"... Now, the thing is... he is DEAD SERIOUS all the time (this has happened more than once).... And that kinda bothers me..... Lord knows, I don't want my man sayin things like that to other girls... especially when I'd know he'd cheat (I'm talkin bout Frank here)....