Thank-you sentences for Mysana; “Billy and Damian and the whole soulmate thing”. content notes: soulmate AU. (( chrono || non-chrono ))
Billy doesn’t even mind Constantine, personally, and he knows Constantine’d be totally fine to handle most of the magic shit with or without anybody else around anyway. He knows the League does mind Constantine, though, and knows the League definitely doesn’t wanna deal with Constantine for literally every single magic problem that comes up. He especially knows the League doesn't wanna deal with Constantine for literally every single magic problem that comes up for the next six years.
And, like, Zatanna has a job and tour dates and an actual career involving actual time-sensitive commitments and probably an actual credit score to maintain and stuff. So yeah, it’d definitely have to be Constantine.
. . . though honestly if the League is gonna keep trying to trick him into agreeing to stay in somebody's seventeenth bedroom, they definitely deserve it being Constantine. They definitely, definitely deserve it being Constantine.
Actually, they deserve it being Circe or Black Adam, but Billy's not gonna be that petty.
Probably.
Maybe.
Fifty-fifty, depending on where Batman goes with this stupid bullshit conversation.
