“I’m allowed to be a hypocrite, I get it from my mom.”
- A real thing I said to my girlfriend Ivy today.

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“I’m allowed to be a hypocrite, I get it from my mom.”
- A real thing I said to my girlfriend Ivy today.

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Need a green card and a man with an endless sex drive?
No, I want a red card.
My red flags 🚩
09. I have zero social skills or patience until I’ve had coffee
-Tw: @MiaTrejo28
ALSO absolutely NOTORIOUS multishipper! HUGE red flag! Will lure you in with ships you like and then just bait with MORE ships :/
😈 You unveiled my evil plan 😈 for that, you deserve this!
"Wait, wait, wait!" Percy held his hands out as if he was fighting off an invisible attack. "You mean to tell me, that ALL of those who spend a lot of time with me, who tries to protect me, who says they love me, are, in fact, in love with me?!" Percy exclaimed in visible shock. Oh, to be an oblivious idiot...
"Yes," Nico nodded, the others, who gathered around Percy when they heard his lament, nodded as well.
"Rachel?" He searched for the redhead in desperation. She smirked, and nodded.
"You know, I love you. Me, being the Oracle didn't change my feelings," she shrugged. Percy blushed.
Suddenly, it hit him. "Nico?!" He shouted, shocked.
"You idiot," the Italian drawled. "Of course, I'm in love with you," he stated, like he didn't change Percy's world view with just a few words.
"I... I..." He stammered.
"Princess, you could ask any name, and they would tell you, they are in love with you, you oblivious idiot," Clarisse huffed. Percy's eyes found her immediately, and behind her bravado, it was..
"Oh... You love me too," he whispered. The brunette demigod scowled, and rolled her eyes, but the light pink on her cheeks betrayed her feelings.
"Of course, she does. We all love you sweetie. Right, Charlie?" Silena's soft voice said, and Beckendorf nodded seriously.
"So, if you want to try out what it feels like to be with a pair of siblings," Travis motioned towards him and Connor, "or with a brooding punk," he nodded towards Nico, "or with a blondie with a serious case of repressed feralness," pointed towards Jason, "or even with gods, or Amazons, you have the chance to choose," the Stoll finished his speech with a shrug.
Percy stood there, mouth agape with incredulity.
"But... I love you, guys... I... Love you all... How could I choose between any of you?!" He shouted desperately, when he realized, that he got more than he wished for. He wanted to know which one of his friends loved him romantically to try his chance with them and forget about the others, and not this! He couldn't choose!
It was madness!
"Ugh, should have known he would be like this... The lovable prick," grumbled Clarisse. "Punny Percy, we don't want you to choose. We are telling you, we are ready to share you."
And that was the perfect moment for Percy's mind to shut down, and faint.

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i think the fact that i skateboard, have a weird obsession with WWI and WWII, love final destination, and listen to radiohead should be big huge giant red flags. and yet ppl still interact with me and form relationships with me… very weird
This was an art blog but turned into a diary. Hella sus if you asked me. Isn't it kinda problematic that you built up your following by posing as a Krishna simp/bhaktivist and established your credibility that way, and then normalized unsolicited infodumping on your followers? :/
u hit the nail on the head with this one bestie