In Thor Ragnarok the real reason Thor was upset about having his hair cut was because he wouldn’t be able to participate in Asgards most dramatic hair action.
We have Heimdall who took off his headpiece to fully show off his look:
Very nice and dramatic especially when he swings around his sword and twirls.
Then there’s Loki the King of Trash and Asgards most likely to pose as he fights:
See what I mean? He just slid down the rainbow bridge after fighting & couldn’t help flipping back his hair like the Diva that he is. Dramatic and extra as hell.
Then there’s Hela. Do I even need to say it?
She couldn’t abide by having the most dramatic hair, no, she had to incorporate her headpiece into her look.
See what I’m talking about? That’s why Thor was a mess after Stan Lee cut his hair. How can he compete with all these hair flipping divas?
My poor thunder guy.
Bonus: Valkyrie is Awesome in everyway.









