#muy

-Buenos días solecitos. ☀️

pairing: pre apocalypse joel miller x female wife reader

summary: after putting the children to bed, you and joel have the late night munchies. heading to mcdonald’s joel realizes that every day goes by he loves his wife more and more.

The house was finally quiet. Sarah and Ellie were sound asleep, their soft breathing filling the house with a sense of peace. Joel Miller glanced at his wife, Y/N, who was lounging on the couch in her silk pajama set. She looked up and caught his eye, a playful smile spreading across her face.

"How about a late-night run to McDonald's?" she suggested, her eyes twinkling with mischief.

Joel chuckled, already grabbing his keys. "Let's go."

They slipped out the front door, careful not to wake the girls. The night was cool, a gentle breeze rustling the leaves. They climbed into Joel's truck, and as they drove through the quiet streets, Y/N flipped through the radio stations until she found her favorite 90’s channel.

"Shoop" by Salt-N-Pepa came on, and Y/N's face lit up. She cranked up the volume and started rapping along, her enthusiasm contagious.

"Here I go, here I go, here I go again. Girls, what's my weakness? Men! Okay then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business. Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this."

Joel glanced over, chuckling to himself as Y/N gestured and rapped every word with perfect accuracy. Her energy was infectious, and he couldn't help but smile.

As they pulled up to the drive-thru window, Joel reached over and turned the volume down. Y/N frowned at him, her playful demeanor replaced with mock annoyance.

"What do you want?" he asked, trying to keep a straight face.

"A Big Mac and fries," she replied, still pouting.

Joel placed their order, and soon they were back on the road, the aroma of fresh McDonald's fries filling the truck. Y/N dug into the fries, offering Joel a few as they drove home.

Just as they were nearing their street, "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot started playing. Y/N's eyes lit up, and she turned the radio up, rapping along with the song.

"I like big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung."

Joel shook his head, laughing softly. "I love you," he said, leaning over to kiss her at a red light.

They pulled up to the house, and Y/N, with the McDonald's bag in hand, walked across the front lawn in her silk pajama set. Joel followed close behind, admiring the way she moved with such carefree confidence.

Inside, they plopped down on the couch, Joel putting on "Your Honor" on Netflix. They unwrapped their food, Y/N eagerly biting into her Big Mac. Joel watched her, amused, as she got Big Mac sauce and onions all over her face.

He chuckled, grabbing a napkin and gently wiping her face. "You’ve got a little something right there," he teased.

She laughed, her eyes sparkling with happiness. Joel thought to himself how lucky he was to have her in his life. God, I love her, he thought, his heart swelling with affection.

Warning, although I labeled this as Megop, I really talk little about Megatron and Optimus, this is more of an idea that arises from a fanfic where they are actors and from that I got another idea of "what if they had a dubbing in other languages?" and then to "what if their voice actors were married?", I don't want to mislead you, so read at your risk

Pues, empezaba con vladimir buscando a alguien (voy a suponer que es benito) y se pasa por la casa del Dr.Hemes

Ahí su esposa le dice nosequenosecuanto de que un familiar (no me acuerdo si era el hijo de hermes o algún primo de la familia) ha desaparecido y que si vladimir podría buscar por él mientras él está persiguiendo a lo que supongo que sería benito

Vladimir va a la habitación de el familiar en cuestión y a lo estilo sherlock holmes deduce que posiblemente estaba entrando en depresión el familiar (no me acuerdo como dedujo eso pero si se que habia como 3 almohadas llenas de galletas de chocolate con cara y se llevó como cuatro de esas, aquí paso la imagen de cuales me refiero)

Cuando baja por las escaleras para mencionárselo a la Señora hermes, el doctor ya ha llegado a casa e invita a vladimir a quedarse al almuerzo

y a lo estilo musical empieza a sonar la canción ''fiesta en lo del dr.hermes'' mientras se prepara la mesa, como Encanto

Otra cosa, hermes tenía como 4 hijos, conchale señor bájele a lo cachondo

Y hermes tenía el pelo rizado a pesar que mi versión de hermes tenía el pelo liso, pero me gusta la versión de mi sueño mejor

gracias sueño

Cuando terminan de comer lo que yo creo que era una ensalada de aguacate y salmón (como se nota lo ricos que eran) Vladimir llama a hermes para que vea el cuarto de el familiar y que también opine al respecto

Cuando van subiendo por las escaleras POM.

hermes noquea a Vladimir y lo ata mientras esta inconsicente, cuando ya se levanta y ve el quilombo que ha pasado Vladimir pregunta PORQUE MIERDA HICISTE ESO pd: también le robó las galletas

hermes dice que necesita pedirle un favor (por cierto; no está relacionado con el dinero) no me acuerdo que favor era el que quería hermes pero si me acuerdo esta interacción que me pareció muy funny haha hehe (ni idea porque mi sueño hizo esto):

''pensaba que ibas a ser un fan loco mio u algo y que pedirías un beso''

''ya tengo esposa e hijos vladimir, no seas ridículo''

''prefieres a tus hijos antes que a mi? :( eso me dolió, doctor''

''vete a la mierda vladimir''