#mutemod

Yup! Claws! I have them! I suuuure do!

Ahahahahaha................

But why...?

......er...I don’t understand this.

A Greedler? Im a Once-ler. The Once-ler! Except I’m not the only one called The Once-ler so I’m Cheap! I mean, erm...The Cheapskate-ler to be precise.

I know some other folks...some other Once-ler folk like...Thespian-ler and Game-ler.....buuuuuut I’ve never heard of anybody who calls themselves Greed-ler.

I mean, why would anyone call themselves something like that? That’s just like openly saying you’re a greedy person! Why would you want to admit to that or flaunt it around for that matter?

So then, back to my previous point! What about these....claws? Or seeing green even?! I mean, sure some other businessmen like me that I’ve seen have looked a bit...strange....but.........but....

Now that I think about it, maybe they were just dealing with DUMB magic anons like me right now!!!

Let’s see what our trusty calendar says here. I realize it’s been some time since I checked the ole “inbox”, but it couldn’t have been that long....

...May 10th? You’re right, it’s almost halfway until Christmas and I still haven’t found the perfect tree for my cottage yet! I’ll need to get to that immediately. 

Hm, what’s this here...?

Why, that’s Christmas fruitcake! Thank you so much for the thoughtful gift! I’ll make sure you get an extra helping of presents this Christmas. ;) 

Good thing fruitcake has a long shelf-life, my birthday was months ago...

Having fruitcake. Hah, I joke. It’s the opportunity to spread joy and happiness to everyone around. There’s no greater gift than the one that keeps on giving, in my opinion. 

I don’t so much know how to feel about THOSE sorts of stories….

I don’t want to suffer I’m scared

And. Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh??

im some hours late BUT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SWEETEST PERSON EVERRRRRR @mute-mod you deserve all the love and support and gifts and everythingggggg and here’s tO MANY MORE YEARS AND LAYERS TO YOUR SUESS CAKE

What. Are those?

You don't need forgiveness