Suh

A “merdude?” Oh, that can’t be. Mermaids look like this.

[From his purse, he produces a picture, which he just happens to be carrying, of a Fiji Mermaid.]

I don’t know much about what can and can’t be. I just know what I is for right now. And right now that’s a merdude.

[He leans over to check out the photo.]

Dope.

You are quite welcome, Frickboy.

[SQUINTS]

Yeeah never heard of you. Judgin’ by the suit you’re a Once-ler, just not one I’ve seen around before.

[SHRUGS.]

Entre it is. Kind of a weird name, but it’s not like I got much room to judge. Bros ‘round here call me Fuckboy. Sometimes FB for short. Had a squid call me Frickboy once… That was pretty dope.

I didn’t pick it. It just sort of -waves hands- happened. I never figured out a better one.

Well, it’s nice to meet yo--???????????

..........Entreee. Buddyyyy. Paaaal. D’you think you could, uh, maybe lend ya boy a hand here and... help.. like.. rrrroll me into the ocean?

…Do I really dress that much like a lifeguard??

I’m just a dude who enjoys some choice board shorts and slides.

So you got a name there, Chief, or should I just keep callin’ you various forms of “dude”?

You must know my name.

[SHRUGS.]