ZERO THE HORRIBLE AND HAZARDOUS!!!

i'm locked in this toilet, sooo i'll ask ya...

are you a superhero? or a supervillain, whateva? coz i don't have time for that, at all.

and i don't hafta remind ya, but i definitely do not have superpowers, so don't even ask!

for realsies tho

why are ya a villain or hero or whateva?

bye-bye <3

Huh- OH! YES, YES. NO VILLAINY HERE!

I AM CLEARLY A PERFECTLY NORMAL 60-HOUR EAST DISTRICT OFFICE WORKER! RIGHT!

How have you been I got possessed last week :D

Magnetic Levitation. Big train used for public transportation. And, the FASTEST WAY TO TRAVEL!! And thus get the hell outta freaky corpo turf war territory.

I don't think now's the time for those sorts of jokes, but what do I knows, eh?

That, and enough proprietary incense blends and street food vendors fuming around market row ta' make you dizzy.

Good point. I can only go so long looking like a Zero cosplayer....

LISTEN. UNLESS YOU LOVE CAPITALISM AND THE COMPANY GRINDSET, STAY FAR AWAY FROM EAST DISTRICT.

Nah, but I'll have to lay low and cut to the closest neighboring zone to get out of Clawhammer territory- which means going through my LEAST favorite part of town....

oops....!!!

ayo...?

he is quite good, usually, at staying hidden...

yes. however, i have long since mastered the delicate art of using the clawshot gauntlets as if they were my own two hands. i have even, the technology in this room, created using them. even the most fragile of parts, i can hold. with ease.

every part of my body is a tool tuned purely for destr....