Originally started from a simple screenshot of a Turkish guy leaving, a group of friends have decided to turn it into a "religion". Everything here is fictional, obviously, and satire, don't take this to heart, we aren't trying to direspect any religions!
What is MUSTAFANISM?
Mustafanism is the belief in our god Mustafa. He is the one that Left for our sins. It's our duty to spread the Leftspel.
How did it start?
It all started when Mustafa was born, He was destined to join a groupchat just to leave it for our sins. Every action He made was carefully planned, all the friends He made were carefully chosen, all leading to Him leaving for our sins.
His friends were his accompanied apostles, Luka, Micha, Wine and Raffaele
The one that leads us to sinning is Ramona, we must ignore all temptations.
Mustafa has left a symbol to identify us Mustafanists, which is the man walking in the left direction emoji. 🚶♂️
THE 7 DEADLY SINS
1. Cringonging
2. Being straight
3. Being Israeli
4. Hating Türkiye
5. Being a Besiktas fan
6. Being too chalant
7. Being useless
Rules of Mustafanism
1. You Must Support PSG/The Turkish National Team.
2. Nonchalance Is The Key To Mustafanism.
3. Learning The Usual Turkish Greetings Is A Must. If Mustafa Comes Back To Save Us Again, We Need To Be Able To Communicate With Him.
4. You Are Not Allowed To Be Homophobic. Being Gay Gives You The Biggest Advantage To Get Into Mustafa Heaven.
5.You Greet Others With "Kızılgerdan" Or "Osman Tuş".
6. If You Want To Listen To Music, Overhead Headphones Are Prohibited. Mustafa Wore Airpods And Airpods Only.
7. Using Mustafa‘s Name In Vain Is Prohibited.
8. You Must Adopt A Cat. How Else Can You Surprise Mustafa When He Comes Back?
9. You Must Thank Mustafa Kemal Atatürk For Birthing Mustafa.
May Mustafa Leave You All. Kızılgerdan!
