#murrmielmur

I can't really say. I still work in Temptations.

But it seems that you are asking for a first report.

I can proudly claim that I have been quite successful so far. I applied for a job with the @the-archangel-squad and was hired as @sandalphonsgoldteeth personal assistant, with the main task of stopping him from crying and annoying the other angels.

I managed to bribe him with special eye make-up and expensive dental jewellery. I tempted him with pornography and whores and he succumbed.

So that would be:

✓ Greed/Envy

✓ Lust/Lechery

✓ Pride/Vanity

= 3 Cardinal Sins

Personally, I am surprised that there is so little difference between their lot and our lot. So far I only know one angel who fulfils or even exceeds my expectations. ...

Sandalphon is such a crybaby and his enthusiasm for pornography is something I've only encountered massively in Hell. ( @furfurs-fotos for example, tends to cry and abuse porn regularly, though in his case both activities have subsided greatly as of late, so I heard.)

In short: Archangels are better clad than demons and smell better, but that's about it.

Now that @the-demon-team @the-archangel-squad accepted my job application, I have to prepare for my job as @sandalphonsgoldteeth's personal assistant. Under no circumstances should he begin to cry again ....

I am in my new appartment now. It is very different from Hell. It is vast.

Name: Murrmiel

Age: +6000 years

Current Residence: Outpost Earth

Current occupashion occupation: Fashionista

Soft skills: Ambition, Creativity

I am Murrmielmur. I am a very unimportant demon. I used to work in Hell in the Department Bottom of the Barrel. But I wanted to give my life a new direcshition. Hell has granted me to work on Earth now most of the time. I wanted to opt out completely, but Hell said: once a demon, always a demon (unfair).

Your Excellency @sandalphonsgoldteeth, I have brought you the whitest and softest towels to dry your tears. There is no need to cry anymore with these towels on hand.

2. I have invited this angelic creature to keep you company:

Or this one, if you prefer ...

I believe to have gotten a report which waz not meant for my departmentz az it waz adrezzed to prickz I'd rather not mention.

Your Malificence,

yes, that is correct. I included your name as the recipient of a blind carbon copy because I wanted to keep you informed.

However, I will heed your warning and submit two separate reports in the future. It's safer that way. (Also I doubt that I will stay very much longer in my current position up there ...)

Reverently,

Oh, I'm so f*cked!!! Why am I making such a mess? This is soooo typically demon. I work hard for something and then screw the whole thing up out of sheer dumbassery.

Serves me right. Once a demon, always a demon.

[falls back into demonic swearing and growling]

How the Hell Heaven did I write @the-demon-team instead of @the-archangel-squad? What is wrong with me?

[throws dictionaries into a corner, bites off her golden nails and scrapes them across the surface of the walls of her apartment]

Right. So. [blows nose]

I need to get back on track. Go back to heaven, to Sandalphon, bring him more pornography and maybe nail polish (?). He might like nail polish. I need this job. I want to be good.