#murrmiel

I can't really say. I still work in Temptations.

But it seems that you are asking for a first report.

I can proudly claim that I have been quite successful so far. I applied for a job with the @the-archangel-squad and was hired as @sandalphonsgoldteeth personal assistant, with the main task of stopping him from crying and annoying the other angels.

I managed to bribe him with special eye make-up and expensive dental jewellery. I tempted him with pornography and whores and he succumbed.

So that would be:

✓ Greed/Envy

✓ Lust/Lechery

✓ Pride/Vanity

= 3 Cardinal Sins

Personally, I am surprised that there is so little difference between their lot and our lot. So far I only know one angel who fulfils or even exceeds my expectations. ...

Sandalphon is such a crybaby and his enthusiasm for pornography is something I've only encountered massively in Hell. ( @furfurs-fotos for example, tends to cry and abuse porn regularly, though in his case both activities have subsided greatly as of late, so I heard.)

In short: Archangels are better clad than demons and smell better, but that's about it.

Now that @the-demon-team @the-archangel-squad accepted my job application, I have to prepare for my job as @sandalphonsgoldteeth's personal assistant. Under no circumstances should he begin to cry again ....

I am Murrmielmur. I am a very unimportant demon. I used to work in Hell in the Department Bottom of the Barrel. But I wanted to give my life a new direcshition. Hell has granted me to work on Earth now most of the time. I wanted to opt out completely, but Hell said: once a demon, always a demon (unfair).

I don't sleep and I certainly don't lie down.

Because I don't like my hair getting ruffled.

Because I'm afraid of dreams.

To start the day, I watch some footage of @archangelcrowliel and try to imitate them.

Then I sigh. Then I do some ballet to practise the crowlielic hop.

Then I read my dictionaries for an hour.

Then I meditate to suppress some devilish impulses (like beating Sandalphon) that might betray my former identity as a demon. Then I head off to work at Heaven's headquarters.

I wonder what else I need to practise to become a perfect angel.

Any ideas?

Everything I had hoped for came true! Crowliel walked me up and down the endless halls of heaven - he showed me the hippity-hop and the cool swerve, the head swivel and the shoulder wiggle …