Alien: Weird little instrument you have there. What do you call it? English: Oh, that’s a kind of harp. For your jaw. We call it jawharp. German: A harp? No way, that’s obviously a drum! A mouth-drum! Swedish: Um, no. What are you guys smoking? It clearly resembles a violin. German: It doesn’t even have a bow! Swedish: Well I didn’t see you hit it with a wooden stick either! Alien: So... it’s a harp, a drum and a violin..? Basque: Don’t listen to those losers. That’s a guitar.














