“ Garnet —  can't  we  talk  about  this? ”     He  asks,  legs  cricketing  awkwardly  midair,  where  Garnet  holds  him  by  the  scruff  of  his  peacoat.   The  ocean  catches  the  pale  winter's  sun,  winking  coldly  at  him  from  several  meters  below.   Before  he  can  say  anything  else,  he's  plummeting  toward  it,

*perfectly  imitates  a  Tom  and  Jerry  scream  effect  down  to  the  analog  compression*

The be honest meme

001.       she'll  never  let  you  drive.   ever.   she  could  break  her  arm  in  three  different  places  and  you'd  still  have  to  fight  her  off  the  wheel.   if  she's  in  the  car,  she's  driving.   period!   she  won't  go  near  public  transport.

002.     she's  never  been  in  a  car  accident.   she's  generally  a  really  safe  driver.   ...it's  just  that  sometimes  she  can  be  a  really  antagonistic  driver.   if  you're  an  impatient  driver,  she's  your  worst  nightmare.   if  you  tailgate  her,  she  WILL  slow  30mph  under  the  speed  limit  just  to  spite  you.   if  you  try  to  cut  her  off,  she  WILL  floor  it  and  go  out  of  her  way  to  trap  you  behind  her.   and  she  WILL  do  it  in  her  1972  volkswagen  beetle!

LAUGHTER ERUPTS , stars bursting , joy radiating from his face . she always manages to catch him in his WEAKEST moments             but today , he plans to CHANGE THAT .

 ‘  HA       ! little did you know , by poking my nose - you made yourself vulnerable to my COUNTER ATTACK ! ‘ 

little hands quickly reach towards the other’s cheeks - and gently push them together ! smile grows infinitely , as the quartz admires a JOB WELL DONE . 

               “I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE SKY ARENA ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.”     you are not frightened, nor are you scornful towards the gem called garnet. the memories send you reeling, of a sapphire and a ruby fusing in front of blue diamond’s court, in front of rose quartz and her renegade pearl, and disappearing into the earth’s brush. you never saw them again but heard stories of a permafusion on the front lines alongside rose quartz. it’s almost...comforting to know that she has survived after all this time.     “i have been alive for a long time, but...i had never seen something like that before.”