Hey, hey, pssssst. Ever wanted to see the Con O’Neill looser lawyer boy be in love with the slutty suave Con O’Neill lawyer boy? Wait no longer!
A big thank you to @feelmyskin for sparking this lil idea in my brain🖤
You just need a hot guy with big tits to fuck the worries out of you (3131 words) by Potato69 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cucumber | Banana | Tofu (TV), Criminal Justice (2008), Other Con O'Neill media
Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ralph Stone/Cliff Costello Characters: Ralph Stone, Cliff Costello, Jim Caxton Additional Tags: Alcohol, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, but only as a one of incident and not by Cliff, Panic Attacks, Self Confidence Issues, self conscious Ralph Stone, Coming Out, coming out later in life, Gay Bar, Supportive Cliff, Flirting, age gap flirting, you know how it is all the pretty young guys want to fuck Cliff Costello, Miscommunication, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, like the hurt isn’t that bad Ralph is just very insecure, First Dates, Happy Ending, Mentions of Sex, Non-Explicit Sex, Fade to Black, mention of our beloved cheese boy Jim Caxton, Aged-Up Character(s), Ralph is 59 in this, (I’m old-manifying the old men he he)
Summary: Ralph Stone is retiring, which forces him to confront not only the lack of purpose in his life now that he’s not working but also his insecurities and his sexuality. How fortunate that he kept the phone number of all of our favourite charming slutty legal solicitor Cliff Costello, that he worked with a few years ago. Who better to help him get laid by some hot guy? If only there wasn’t one problem: Ralph is in love with Cliff!
