#multi-eyes

Fully Shaded Commission [Tabeo]

That's noooot very nice!!!! 88(

==> Fine. Be the mutated brainiac.

Ooookay!!!! I like that!!!! 88D

  Your name is SALEIA HARSTI, but you can't exactly say that out loud, now can you? Of course you can't; your lack of solid CHEEKBONES prevents your mouth from moving properly to form legible WORDS. Why is that? Oh, it's because of those EYES embedded inside your cheeks. What should have been perfect cheekbones are now SOCKETS for eyes. One on each side. You have four eyes in all. Of course, you can't SEE out of them; they have no optic nerve cords connecting them to your think pan. In fact, they're pretty much USELESS as it is. They don't even have eyelids. You have to keep them moisturized with special EYEDROPS or else it burns when they dry out. This leaves you as a prime target for culling. Who wouldn't want to eliminate a mutated and mute troll? You are a DISGRACE to Alternia. This makes you very thankful for your guardian, a jadeblood. She rescued you from the cavers by smuggling you out in her sylladex, wanting company at her hive, for her lusus was dead. It was her that issued you your name as well. Even though you are more of her SLAVE than her friend, you are still grateful for her kind act.

 Since you have never once set foot outside the hive, you are always looking for ways to amuse yourself INDOORS. What you lack in speech, you make up with your INTELLIGENCE. Despite your mutated appearance, you are actually quite the smart cookie. You have an affinity for CONSPIRACY THEORIES, which takes up quite a lot of your spare time. You find it incredibly fascinating to spend countless hours on Trollian, finding other trolls that can give you new INSIGHTS into histories and theories of their own. Every story has a reason for being made, and you feel that it is your job to PIECE them together. You mostly enjoy threading together plots from Alternia's ancient history, coming up with extravagant stories that no one would ever have thought of before.

You are also fond of RIDDLES, which can vex your think pan to sometimes unimaginable proportions. It fascinates you to hear almost meaningless words, poems, and fancy terms become the most useful CLUES in the world. If it makes you think hard, you're sure to love it. It makes you feel like you're doing something WORTHWHILE with your time. And in a way, it makes you feel like you're not even a mutant criminal under hive-arrest.

Seeing as how you don't go outside, you didn't think that having a STRIFE SPECIBUS would be necessary. However, in an incident of having your have broken into by a thief, you needed something to DEFEND yourself with. In a heroic effort to knock the guy out, you ended up with a specibus of lampKind. And it worked out nicely; he never saw it coming.

Your FETCH MODUS is riddle. This is a pretty basic modus; you are given a clue or a limerick that gets harder to solve the more expensive or large your captchalogued item is.

Lastly, your Trolltag is brilliantDefect, and you like to quadruple your oooo's and exclamatioooon marks, 4 yoooou like toooo mimic yoooour eyes in every way poooossible!!!! 88] ---- Sightless and eyelid-less cheek-eyes, Unsettling, but she's cute! Very well done sir/madame.