[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Moody stands in front of the entire Order with his arms crossed]
Moody: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Remus, quickly: I did. I broke it.
Moody: No. No you didn't. Sirius?
Sirius: Don't look at me. Look at Kingsley.
Kingsley: What?! I didn't break it.
Sirius: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kingsley: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sirius: Suspicious.
Kingsley: No it's not.
Mudungus: If it matters, probably not, but Tonks was the last one to use it.
Tonks: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Mudungus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tonks: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mudungus!
Remus: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it Alastor.
Moody: No! Who broke it?!
Kingsley, softly: Moody...Molly's been awfully quiet.
Molly: REALLY?!
Kingsley: Yeah, really!
Molly: Oh my God!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Moody: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
