#mtg!sugake

“Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”

“I’ll say you’re a nightmare. Fuck, have you ever even cleaned an apartment on your own in your life? I’m not paying for us to have some maid service, I’m teaching you how to unclog a drain and clean a toilet and do all this other shit you should have learned when you were like 10. And if you refuse to sweep, I’m dragging you across the floor so you can see how dirty it is and how much you actually need to do it.”

“Boys only want love if it’s torture, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“Sugar, I... really don’t think Mike’s like that. At least, I hope Mike’s not like that. If he is, then maybe he’s not the guy I thought he was. But why are you telling me this now? I mean, you’re dating someone new, I figured you were a little less anti-men than you were when you and Finn broke up. What’s going on?”

“It’s been a while since I have even heard from you.”

“Yeah, uh -- sorry, Sugar. It’s kind of a bros over hoes thing. Finn’s been kinda down in the dumps about the whole ‘no girlfriend’ thing...although totally not that down in the dumps, ‘cause I swear every time I see him he’s with Quinn. But anyway, I think he’s over it enough now that I can talk to you without bumming him out. So what’s up? How you been?”

Haha I feel that this one is better described in headcanons than in a drabble so yolo, sorry I’m a lazy shit

Anyway, pretty sure Jake and Sugar would continue to have their weird/flirtatious friendship until Jake got to New York, at which point he’s honestly not as tough as he acts and he’d end up kind of relying on her. She’d get to see the vulnerable side of him for a change and it would probs get less clear if he’s jokingly hitting on her or hitting on her for real, and he’d probably end up slowly starting to spend more Friday  nights hanging out with her than going out hooking up with random people until she realized he actually had feelings for her and did with that what she wanted :-p