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I feel like ZoneM!Sam is trying to win an award for being the biggest fuckboy in the zone

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"I can't explain myself at all."
āDude, not asking you to explain -- kinda donāt wanna know, really. The less I hear your side of stuff, the less I feel like Iām in the middle. Just kinda hoping you could keep an eye on Marley, actually. She sent me some sorta weird messages yesterday, but I couldnāt replyĀ ācause I promised Tina I wouldnāt, and I just figured -- you know, maybe you could give her some advice and make sure she doesnāt do something sheās gonna regret. Sheās talking about some stuff with some pretty big stakes, donāt want her to ruin any more friendships this week, even if she thinks sheās doing the right thing.ā
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"I'll set you free."
āSugar, no offense, but how are you supposed to break me out of handcuffs? Youāre just a human, itās not like you can rip them off or something the way that Jake could.ā Sam squeezed his eyes closed, focusing on keeping his illusion up so that the officers on duty didnāt notice Sugar talking to him. They were busy rounding up other people who theyād caught out past curfew before they took him in, and Samās stomach felt like it had sunk completely at the idea of going to jail for real. Heād just been trying to follow Tina -- to figure out where she was going so late, why she was sneaking out curfew, and to make sure she wasnāt cheating on him, if he was being honest -- and everything that had followed was just complete and total trouble. Tina wasnāt cheating, she was in the Uprising. His girlfriend, the one Sam had been so sure could do no wrong, had been lying to him this whole time, and probably would have kept lying to him if he hadnāt taken matters into his own hands and totally messed things up. Now he had a human girl here acting like she could get him out of this mess before it got any worse? Pretty much anyone else he knew would have been more helpful, as nice as Sugarās offer was. āUnless you got some master key or youāre secretly a female bodybuilder or something, Iām pretty sure Iām getting thrown in the slammer.ā
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[MSG:] Iāll bring your ācongrats on finally losing your virginityā cookies tomorrow, Iām exhausted//[MSG:] Iām not gonna lie. Iām a little scared.//[MSG:] So I found this box of flavored condomsā¦//[MSG:] Did your penis manage to get smaller?//[MSG:] Iām content with our āfriends with accidental benefitsā situation.
[MSG:] Iāll bring your ācongrats on finally losing your virginityā cookies tomorrow, Iām exhausted
[MSG] Dude, I definitely, definitely donāt need cookies for that. I got all the sugar I need from Tina ;-)[MSG] Except your nameās Sugar, so now this is awkward...
[MSG:] Iām not gonna lie. Iām a little scared.
[MSG] Of flying? Sugar, you volunteered to go on a trip around the world with me, you arenāt supposed to be afraid of airplanes![MSG] Okay, weāll figure this out. Iām in the convenience store, Iāll buy you some of those pills that help calm people down on the plane. And uh - I can like hold your hand or something so youāre less nervous.Ā [MSG] Oh! Got it. Iāve totally got a bunch of country songs you can listen to. Youāll be so busy making weird faces at the lyrics that youāll forget youāre even in the air.
[MSG:] So I found this box of flavored condomsā¦
[MSG] Oh my God, seriously? Where?![MSG] Sugar you werenāt supposed to find those! Thatās super embarrassing, I got them because I forgot that Santana couldnāt feel it if I gave a blowjob to her strap on.
[MSG:] Did your penis manage to get smaller?
[MSG] You canāt think itās too shabby if youāre going to keep spying on me in the shower all the time so that you can see it.[MSG] Thereās only so many times you can have toĀ āemergency peeā while Iām in there before it starts to get suspicious, Sugs.
[MSG:] Iām content with our āfriends with accidental benefitsā situation.
[MSG] Sugar, I donāt really know if it still counts as an accident when itās happened this many times...[MSG] Okay, can I be kind of blunt with you here? I think you like her. And I think maybe she likes you too, but sheās so busy acting tough and like she hates everyone, and youāre so busy not wanting to get attached to another mutant after what happened with Finn that youāre just pretending itās not as important to you as it is.[MSG] Donāt make my same mistakes, Sugar. Donāt hide from your feelings until itās almost time to go your separate ways. Tell her how you feel, okay? Youāll be a lot happier when you do.
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"To be honest, it was really fun to kick your ass at Scrabble." "If you ever get the urge to run away again, call me first, okay?" "I care about you. Do you hear me? I love you.""Shutting you out is killing me." "What we had was real." "I just need you to tell me that I'm not, like, a horrible person." "I'm worried about you and I just really miss you.""Because I missed you." "So you came here to tell me you can't be here?" "I thought we felt the same way about each other."
āTo be honest, it was really fun to kick your ass at Scrabble.āĀ
āDude, that was the worstĀ idea weāve ever had. If anyone ever tells the two dyslexia guys to play Scrabble against each other again, letās not and pretend we did, okay?ā
āIf you ever get the urge to run away again, call me first, okay?āĀ
āDude, itās not exactly like I spent a lot of time thinking about it. I just panicked. I got the owl telling me that people in the Ministry were all Imperius cursed, and ā what if my mumās one of them, Jake? I couldnāt be there anymore, I just⦠I had to get out before it drove me crazy. Yeah, maybe it wasnāt the smartest thing to do when thereās a war going on out here, but I just needed to clear my head.ā
āI care about you. Do you hear me? I love you.ā
āDude, you have gotĀ to stop talking to your Pokemon like that. I get back to camp and hear you declaring your love to someone and I think youāve snuck some girl into your tent while I was getting firewood. Iām sure your stupid Lillipup gets that you love it, you donāt need to shout it for the whole forest to hear.ā
āShutting you out is killing me.āĀ
āThen stop shutting me out! Look, youāre right. I shouldnāt try to tell you what to do, but do you at least get where Iām coming from? Iām worried about both of you! Jakeās brother died as part of the Uprising, why would he want to be a part of that? Why would youĀ want to be a part of it? I donāt understand, I thought we were on the same page! And Iām not going to sit back and let you think I agree with you, Iām not. But Iām not going to abandon you just because youāre trying to protect your best friend. Iām just⦠disappointed, I guess. But youāre still my friend, Ryder. And Iām sorry I ever made you think otherwise.ā
āWhat we had was real.āĀ
āHow am I supposed to believe that when youāve been dating Jake in secret for all this time? How do I know that you werenāt alwaysĀ like this and that you werenāt just using me to hide it from the world? I really cared about you, but it always felt like you were holding something back, and itās hard to feel like thisĀ wasnāt the reason why. Look, this is a lot to take in, Ryder. And I feel like Iām the last one you all told. Just ā give me some time to process, okay?ā
"I just need you to tell me that Iām not, like, a horrible person."Ā
āI canāt tell you that, dude. What you did was really crappy. And I care about Marley too, Iām not just gonna pretend that Iām not pissed forĀ her. But ā weāre bros, and Iām supposed to have your back, even when you screw up. Iām here to help you do better next time and notĀ break my other best friendās heart. So⦠Just donāt do it again or Iām gonna have to punch you.ā
"Iām worried about you and I just really miss you.ā
āDude, did you watch Gangs of New York again? Because itās not actually like that here anymore, Iām not gonna get killed for walking down an alley way or get the shit kicked out of me for being a dancer or whatever it is youāre so worried about. Will it get you to shut up if I let you FaceTime me? You can see that Iām in one piece and not secretly lying on my death bed or whatever shit youāre imagining.ā
āBecause I missed you."Ā
āOh my God, donāt make me Ā regret being your boyfriend already. Weāve only been dating for like 12 hours, you canāt miss me that soon. Go play a videogame or something to distract you until Iām done with work tonight. Or if youāre that pitiful, you can come to my show, just donāt stare too much. I donāt think Santanaās gonna be real thrilled about her two hottest employees being off the market with each other.ā
"So you came here to tell me you canāt be here?"Ā
āNo, I came here because my brother lives here. You wanna act like Iām not here, thatās cool. You wanna come take this stupid bus tour with me and pretend like shitās normal for a few hours, thatās cool too. But I canāt do the wholeĀ āacting like your boyfriendā thing when Iām just going back to New York in a week, so donāt expect anything if you tag along.ā
"I thought we felt the same way about each other.ā
āYeah, okay, I like you. So what? I also like when I just get my comforter out of the washing machine, or when my mom volunteers to do the dishes instead of making me do them, or when hot girls slip me their phone numbers. It doesnāt make you special, Ryder. Stop reading so much into it.ā
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Why so serious?"
āDude, this is a big deal. Marley spent all this time making me these pamphlets about polar bears so we could spread the news that zoos are making them live by themselves and itās all messed up, but uh⦠I kinda messed them up? I did this illusion to make myself look like Brad Pitt, and these girls ambushed me, and⦠well, the pamphlets got trampled, but Marley worked real hard onĀ āem and I donāt know how to tell her theyāre gone. Plus who knew girls even still thought Brad Pitt was hot? Heās old, man.ā
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āItās so sad to think about the good times.ā
āDude, donāt think of it like that! Leaving doesnāt have to be the end. I mean, look at me and Tina. Iām graduating, and weāre not moping around like itās the end of the world. Iām still gonna come see her all the time, and college is just more fun high school. So cheer up, dude -- weāve got a graduation party to go to and Iām pretty sure a certain somebodyās gonna be disappointed if you donāt show up.ā
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