#danyrps

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Maya. Farkle isn’t solid, and Riley would probably be so upset watching the bunnies explode and would never do that to the poor peeps. 

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: lol I feel like cats are too creeped out by these three immortal weirdos to live in their home

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Isn’t Maya the only one who would even show up in pictures? She’d probably threaten Riley if she tried to take any videos of her so there’s just like no trace of them on the interwebs.

who breaks the most phones: Riley is the clutzy one so probs her. 

who dies first: LOL Farkle’s already dead and technically Riley kinda is too so really the question is who dies LAST and the answer is Maya :-p 

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: It doesn’t even matter because Maya’s the only one that can eat normal things :-p 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Poor Riley always thinks she’s got it more together than she really does. 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: DOES RILEY SLEEP IN A COFFIN? DO THEY EVEN SHARE A BED? Riley would be clumsy enough to knock Maya out of it if they did though. 

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who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Probably Jonas. It’s not a bomb but it’s still an at home explosion :-p and Lulu is probably very 

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Jonas would so not care -- Lulu would probably use the cat as an excuse to stall. 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Jonas would never do that to Lulu since she has enough trouble with paparazzi, and I don’t see Lulu ever doing that to him. More likely Violet posts embarrassing videos of both of them together. 

who breaks the most phones: Jonas would be able to fix his own phone if he broke it and I feel like Grandmere gets Lulu new phones too often for her to have time to break it.

who dies first: Lulu. She’s too stressed out to not have some kind of health ailment at some point XD

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Jonas. Lulu’s already a vegetarian, it would be cruel to deprive her of milk-based products too :-p

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Ummm tbh they’re pretty unstoppable if they set their mind to something? Lulu spends more time thinking she can’t do something and then pulling it off somehow, though, so I’d guess Jonas. 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Lulu, but it wouldn’t be by Jonas. I can see either Violet or Grandmere having no shame about barging in and dragging Lulu out of bed. 

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who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: In theory this should be Caleb but let’s be real, BJ likes her share of mischief sometimes too so they’d probably be eagerly standing around both watching

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Bailey’s the one with the cat so I’m gonna guess she’s the only one who would care about this? lol

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Both. Caleb’s always filming everything, but he also does more stupid shit than Bailey J does.

who breaks the most phones: Caleb doesn’t break his phones, he’s just bad about updating them so he thinks it’s broken cuz he can’t see all of Bailey’s emojis. 

who dies first: Lol they’re all dying at the same time when Caleb drives them off the edge of a cliff in the Mystery Machine. But in seriousness probably Caleb, men usually die younger. 

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Caleb probs? He eats a lot and just assumes that’s why he feels sick after but he could be lactose intolerant and just not know it. 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Caleb doesn’t think he’s good at much so I’m gonna guess Bailey? She thinks she knows everything but there’s gotta be something she’s not that great at. 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Caleb. He’s too tol and probably hogs all the covers. 

[text] Did you go to David’s house too? Ofelia makes that place sound like a creepy sex den.[text] Man, I can’t believe I’m the only person that he still won’t let inside. I’ll even leave my camera out, I just wanna know what it’s like in there!

[text] Live goldfish, or did you steal some of your baby bro’s snacks again?[text] Oh, nope, I can see you from like a block away. Those are live goldfish. Lulu, what are you doing? [text] Did you rescue them from your grandmere trying to put them in drinks for her ‘tropical’ party tonight? O.O Because you should have called me for back up, you look like you’re about to drop them on the pavement, and that’s a fate way worse than being swallowed.

[text] I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely 

[text] File that away under ‘shit I never needed to know about Herkie son of Hercules’. [text] I talked a big game about how hot he is so that none of you would go near him, not so that you’d fuck him, GiGi.[text] Just do me a favor and keep your booty calls all to his room. If  I have to come home and get greeted by my dad’s enemy’s naked ass, I might shove you out a window.

[text] My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass and alcohol.

[text] Remind me to kill Bailey J for giving the annoying cop everyone in Mystery Inc’s numbers.[text] Are you trying to make me like, jealous of your night out or something? Because I’m not gonna ditch Bailey so that you can have her, forget about it. Your weird plan to psyche me out? It’s not working. 

[ text] I want a shirt that says, “I’m sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday” 

[text] Hey, if you find a place to make those, can you order me one that says ‘I’m sorry for the things I said when it was Shark Week’ to match?

[text] I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude…never let me have fireball again.

[text] Electric blue? I told Kelsey to paint them Ravenclaw blue! I guess she must have been out of the right color polish. [text] Sorry, Leo, but if no one’s going to offer me alcohol and give me a chance to prove that I totally have bad girl ways, pranks are going to be enacted when they show up at my house intoxicated :-p[text] You may be my best guy, but I make no such promises. Someone else will have to be your firewhiskey keeper :-p

[text] Orrrrr you’re the youngest and she probably just forgot that she never gave you sex ed like she did all the others.[text] Why would that make you gay, anyway? Can gay girls not get STDs? I thought everyone could get them. 

[text] Bailey, you’ve got awesome boobs and all, but this is like the weirdest text I’ve ever seen you send. You hate the whole like exhibitionist thing.[text] Are you and Ofelia having some kind of weird power struggle fight again? Because boobs are boobs and boobs are awesome, I’m not like mentally comparing.