Also I forgot that my coach follows me on Twitter and I’m trying to be as PG-13 as I can. Maybe I should block her.

"There is no snapchat in my room! I know a face swap when I see one" -my gov teacher the other day.

How do I level out my emotions?

Hi, just bc somebody's first language isn't English doesn't meant they're illegal :)

OMG I'm in my spainish class rn and my teacher tweeted @ the lady in our assignment book today. They've been tweeting back and forth. My teacher is getting so excited. She's so cute.

Okay so I'm on mobile right now so I can't screen shoot what's happening on my dash. Basically, there's a picture of the "comet kitty" and how cat fell and came to earth. And below it was a pic of a white dog w/ a halo and angel wings. This just basically proves that dogs are angelic beings while cats are literally reincarnations of lucifer.

My whole educational career: *tries to be a real special fucking snowflake so that somebody will want to hire me some day*

Me while reading/watching anything that entertains me: this is so cute I'm literally going to die. I hate these fuckers so much. Omg somebody plz kill me. I hate this SO much. They're so goddamn cute like what the fuck? I'm gonna stab somebody.