#ms parp

Bros Literal Dong [BRO] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

BRO: hola

CG: I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.

BRO: dont judge a dong by its cover man

BRO: not cool

CG: SUCH STUFF ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN I RUN INTO A STRIDER, THATS NOT NORMAL ANYMORE..

BRO: why dont you join me in my donging

BRO: instead of questioning a brothers life

CG: YEAH I DONT THINK THAT WOULD BE THE BEST IDEA.. GOT LEADER STUFF TO DO AND ALL.

BRO: but that didnt work out very well the first time now did it.

BRO: just saying

BRO: but yknow dont have to listen to me

BRO: cuz im just a chill dong

BRO: havin a chill time

CG: THATS THE REASON IN NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU.

BRO: rude as fuck, damn

BRO: you didnt even give me an excuse just bam

BRO: brutal

CG: YOU CANT BE SERIOUS.

BRO: im very serious bro, you cant toss around a dongs feeling like that

BRO: like

BRO: im a dick but, im not a dick.

CG: I DONT KNOW WHY, BUT I ALMOST FEEL LIKE IM LOOSING MY MIND OR SOME SHIT.

BRO: Well yeah maybe. you are talking to a dead guys talking dick but hey. i aint judging.

BRO: no judging here. its like im an anti judge judy

BRO: zero judging

BRO: i wouldnt have the balls to. badum tss

BRO: god that was so bad i think i heard Dave scowl

CG: IM SO DONE, JUST SO FUCKING DONE..

BRO: and he's not even around. thats how bad it was.

BRO: same brother same

CG: IM JUST GONNA.. *ABSCONDS*

carcinoGeneticist [CG] disconnected.

(I was Nic Cage)

Nic Cage [NC] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

golgothasTerror [GT] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

GT: Oh my...

NC: Excuse me, young man, but...

GT: You are...

GT: NIC CAGE!!!!!

NC: Have you seen the Declaration of Independence anywhere?

GT: *runs to and glomps you*

NC: *blushes* Why, indeed I---OOMPH

NC: WHAT

GT: I love you!

NC: GET OFF

GT: No, please!

GT: No please!

NC: I WILL STAB YOU WITH BEES

GT: LET ME LOVE YOU

NC: *brandishes bees*

NC: THE BEES

NC: THE BEEEEEEEEES

GT: MR. CAGE NOOOOOOOO

NC: *stab stab stab*

GT: OH GOD

GT: WHY

NC: *stab stab stab stab stab*

GT: I only wanted your love

NC: BALULAGARRAGLALGUAGARRRGL

GT: Noooooo

NC: *stabstabstabstabstabstabstab*

GT: Please

GT: STAHP

NC: THE *****BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*****

NC: *stabbing intensifies*

GT: *dead*

NC: *breathes heavily*

NC: I...I think he's dead.

GT: ....

NC: Now to find that Declaration of Independence...