My Adlock Sex Headcanons
Ok guys, bad news. I’m back on my bullshit. And this time my trash ass is doing it at work AGAIN.
So, y’all know I’m hardcore adlock trash. I love them. They love each other. I also feel that Sherlock and Irene are both gay (a whole can of meta worms, to open at a completely different time) so that adds a very interesting dynamic to their sex lives. The following are my personal headcanons for their super smart n sexy funtimes.
• First of all, they’ve totally had sex already. Sherlock didn’t suddenly decide to go for it after talking to John in that hug scene, they been doin it bro.
• And Sherlock wasn’t a virgin when he had sex with her the first time. Again, in my headcanon he’s gay, so I think he’s had at least a handful of sexual relationships in his life prior to that. Probably not romantic, I would argue, but sexual definitely.
• Irene was his first ever ROMANTIC relationship. Again, he’s had sex before, but she’s the first person he’s ever been attracted to romantically and emotionally as well as sexually.
• Their first time was in Karachi, after he rescued her. And as far as sex goes, I think this time was probably pretty vanilla. Nothing kinky, just 2 people fucking for the first time.
• They met up more than once while he was pretending to be dead.
• Ok so finally sexy stuff. Believer you me, if there is one thing I’m certain of, it’s that Sherly is a BIG OL’ BOTTOM.
• And we know from experience that Irene is a total dom.
• This makes for a really hot combination. You know whenever they do it, Irene is the one in charge.
• As far as foreplay goes, there’s no doubt in my mind that the riding crop is involved. And possibly some restraints.
• You know their absolute favourite thing is pegging. Like literally most of their sex is Irene plowing Sherl with a strap-on.
• Sherlock loves eating pussy. At first, he was reluctant because of his cleanliness and unfamiliarity with the female body, but once he did it a few times, he was fuckin hooked.
• On the rare occasions that Sherlock is the one doing the penetrating, Irene rides him like a bull at the rodeo, and he lays there and fucking LOVES HIS LIFE.
• Irene is very into power play, and frequently reminds Sherlock that she’s the woman who beat him. He finds it even hotter than he lets on.
These are all loose headcanons, meaning I’m not 100% convinced that things happened this way in canon, but I’m inclined to think so.
That’s about it, but if you guys have anything to add or feel the need to contest one of these, then please feel free to comment on it. I’ll be happy to make my case for these. I will say, though, that I haven’t actually rewatched Sherlock in quite awhile, so my memory could be faulty. Also, if you want me to expand on any of these, just say something. Like? I’d be honored.
