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updated tierlist coz it's been too long since the last one. all my own extremely biased opinions mostly based on the following:
did the writer understand the holmes & watson relationship (are they nice to each other; is it clear they both like each other and couldn't exist alone)
is watson shown to have his own skills that are necessary for the plot just as much as holmes's skills are
is the mystery good (can the viewer follow along and solve it if they pay attention; are the clues things that a crime would actually have or are they just newspaper riddles or extreme conveniences that the writer made up bc they couldn't come up with actual clues)
vertical alignments are on purpose! some of these don't 100% fit into just one category so i moved them up/down to show my level of enjoyment better
horizontal alignments are completely random, it's sllliiightly the order i watched them in but mostly i just put whatever i remembered next.
"are any of these canonically gay?" mostly no☹️ except:
private life (gay holmes)
irregulars (gay watson)
furtive festivity (youtube short where they're a couple)
"why is xy so low?":
sherlock & daughter: idt i need to justify this one but heterosexual + mid. also the twist being that she's his daughter is so annoying to me. coz like that's not a twist. that's something you find out the second you read the title.
watson: would probably be good if it wasn't a holmes adaptation but it's being choked to death by being forced to shoehorn in holmes references. also im still angry they said holmes was fucking not only irene adler but also mrs hudson. please be serious. it's also just not my thing at all which isn't its fault but this is MY blorbo and MY subjective opinion so down it goes
house: this ones probably gonna be controversial but i didn't like house md i genuinely cannot fucking stand house. im fine with unlikable characters but his misogyny and constant objectification of children is repulsive to me. i would've put up with it but then they decided to have him get with cuddy which was like, my last straw. or rather it was like putting straws on a camel one by one and then suddenly dropping a block of cement instead
bbc: self explanatory i hope
holmes & watson: i made no less than 3 separate attemps to watch this fucking movie but i couldn't make it more than like 20 minutes. it's very rare i can't manage to hatewatch something but this one bested me.
i didn't include any podcasts because i didn't enjoy any of the ones i listened to but i don't want to be mean to small indie creators💔💔 but i think most people would enjoy them (and they're gayer than the screen adaptations) i'm just very picky
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What would Arthur say or think if he knew the number of adaptations, fandoms, fanarts, fanfics, etc etc that exist today, in the year of our Lord 2024, of the character he once hated and murdered?
