#mr holmes

vertical alignments are on purpose! some of these don't 100% fit into just one category so i moved them up/down to show my level of enjoyment better

horizontal alignments are completely random, it's sllliiightly the order i watched them in but mostly i just put whatever i remembered next.

"are any of these canonically gay?" mostly no☹️ except:

private life (gay holmes)

irregulars (gay watson)

furtive festivity (youtube short where they're a couple)

"why is xy so low?":

sherlock & daughter: idt i need to justify this one but heterosexual + mid. also the twist being that she's his daughter is so annoying to me. coz like that's not a twist. that's something you find out the second you read the title.

watson: would probably be good if it wasn't a holmes adaptation but it's being choked to death by being forced to shoehorn in holmes references. also im still angry they said holmes was fucking not only irene adler but also mrs hudson. please be serious. it's also just not my thing at all which isn't its fault but this is MY blorbo and MY subjective opinion so down it goes

house: this ones probably gonna be controversial but i didn't like house md i genuinely cannot fucking stand house. im fine with unlikable characters but his misogyny and constant objectification of children is repulsive to me. i would've put up with it but then they decided to have him get with cuddy which was like, my last straw. or rather it was like putting straws on a camel one by one and then suddenly dropping a block of cement instead

bbc: self explanatory i hope

holmes & watson: i made no less than 3 separate attemps to watch this fucking movie but i couldn't make it more than like 20 minutes. it's very rare i can't manage to hatewatch something but this one bested me.