#mrs fredrickson

AuDHD King. I know this one is borderline canon, but there really is no neurotypical explanation for anything he does ever

His Christmas gift to Go Go was a shoebox full of any and every embarrassing photo of Richardson he could find so she could use them for blackmail whenever he tries to hit on her

Absolute meme lord. Has a reaction meme/gif for any occasion!

In terms of music, he likes music that he can physically feel. EDM and video game soundtracks do that for him, though he's discovered Sabaton recently and really likes it!

He is not allowed to have energy drinks EVER

After seeing "The Greatest Showman" for the first time, he tried to sing "Never Enough" in the shower and actually managed to lose his voice

He couldn't speak louder than a hoarse whisper for a week straight, his mother actually took him to the hospital where they tested him for pretty much everything until he finally admitted the truth

His parents' names are Stanley and Rita

It is very rare for him to consume non superhero/monster media, so when he does, people know he's found something good

April Fools Day GREMLIN. He likes to play more brutal twists on the classics. Plain whoopee cushion? Too bland. Let's fill it with pudding! Coins glued to the sidewalk? Snore. Whole dollar bills are a challenge! Bucket on the door ready to soak an unsuspecting victim with its contents? Forget water, let's douse em with MAPLE SYRUP!!

Whenever he has to get work done on his teeth (which is a lot), they have to put him under a LOT of laughing gas. It works too. He essentially becomes a sleepy, happy toddler on anesthesia, which delights his mother to no end

Tried watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" once and only made it halfway through because he didn't expect it to be so...risqué. Jokes like that genuinely make him uncomfortable

Fred is actually allergic to a lot of commercial lotions, shampoos and colognes. So far, the only brands he doesn't have bad reactions to are Dr. Squatch and Axe for some reason. It is nigh impossible to pinpoint the thing that gives him a reaction though

In a deleted scene from the movie, Fred outright states that he was a premie. I think the direct quote was, "I was born ready! And premature!"

He's very prone to falling for scams that even somebody like Krei would see through in an instant. He's canonically fallen for one of those 'foreign prince needs money' emails, but he did try to order one of those AI robot puppies despite everybody telling him it was a scam.

He's deceptively good at picking somebody apart psychologically speaking. His mom was a therapist for a while before she quit to have Fred, so there were a lot of psychology books lying around the house when he was younger. One time, he asked Krei TO HIS FACE if he 'used narcissism to thinly veil his constant need for reassurance' and the guy couldn't look him in the eye for a month

Fred: “We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?”

Heathcliff, buying a present for Owen: "Would you like a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "Uh... he's a boy."

Fred: "Congratulations!"

Fred: "Do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "I want a boy toy, please."

Fred: "Aha, don't we all."

Mrs. Fredrickson:

Fred:

Fred, to Owen: "So, little buddy, do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy? You have to choose one."

Owen: "Only one, Dad? I want the Barbie to ride the Hot Wheels."

Fred, putting Owen on his shoulders: "Both it is!"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "Fredrick, are you alright?! I heard a scream coming from your room!"

Fred: "CREEPER!"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "Creeper? What's a Creeper?"

Fred: "CREEPER BLEW UP!"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "Blew up?! I'm coming to your room!"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "Where have you been?!"

Fred: "I told you, I went to go get a hamburger."

Mrs. Fredrickson: "So it took you three hours to get a hamburger?"

Fred: “It’s really muggy out today, mom.”

Mrs. Fredrickson: “If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, Fredrick, I’m going to kill you.”