#owen fredrickson

Heathcliff, buying a present for Owen: "Would you like a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "Uh... he's a boy."

Fred: "Congratulations!"

Fred: "Do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "I want a boy toy, please."

Fred: "Aha, don't we all."

Mrs. Fredrickson:

Fred:

Fred, to Owen: "So, little buddy, do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy? You have to choose one."

Owen: "Only one, Dad? I want the Barbie to ride the Hot Wheels."

Fred, putting Owen on his shoulders: "Both it is!"

Owen: "Dad, do you want a ride with my car?"

Fred: "The toy one?"

Owen: "It's red, though."

Fred:

Abigail: “Please, go to sleep!”

Fred, halfway through another bottle: “But, think about it!”

Owen, sitting in his bed: “I don’t have any clothes.”