#mr.yankovic

mr.yankobitch plays a tune

1.His first name isn’t “Al”, and he doesn’t understand why the occasional toon refers to him as that. 2.Mr.Yankovic isn’t stupid, but he has a difficult time realizing when someone doesn’t enjoy is company. He probably would consider a rude person his friend. 3.He is extremely allergic to doodles. 4.Mr.Yankovic is tall, around 6′4. 5.Mr.Yankovic, despite his name, isn’t a professional in music, but he dabbles in the accordion (surprise surprise) and acoustic guitar. 6.He’s usually a happy guy, but he hates showing sadness or anger, and if he slips, he tries to do it in the most comedic way he can come up with. He has a nasty habit of ignoring his personal issues, and will 99% of the time outright refuse to talk about them to others. 7. He suffers from intense autophobia, the fear of being alone or unloved. This is partly why he’s so overly friendly, to help him quell his fears. 8.Mr.Yankovic is old, nearing his 70s. 9. He sometimes struggles with modern slang and tech. 10. Though a maxed toon, he doesn’t fight much anymore and tends to only battle cogs during a crisis or to help with his friend’s tasks. 11.He is EXTREMELY protective of his friends, and hell even people he barely knows. 12.Mr.Yankovic lives is Minnie’s Melody Land. 13.He’s a peryton toon(a hybrid of a deer and bird)! He has the ability to shape shift his arms into feathered wings to fly, and actually has tail feathers at all times. He tends to tuck his tail feathers into his clothes and not shape shift often, as he is extremely insecure over his species. Sometimes if he’s super excited and gets carried away he may accidentally shift his arms however. This is pretty much the only thing he’s negative about.